[Closed] Damn you Auto correct.

Ok yeah they were brill, cheers for that.

^^^ Knob.

PMSL 😆

awesome, crying with laughter here as well 😀 "auto cucumber" tipped me over the edge

Quality 🙂

You want to try reading them when your parents are in the room and come over to see what you're reading without you realising...

tears rolling down my face woke the kids up i was laughing so much

Not quite the same league, but my phone keeps autocorrecting my ****ing name.

I quite often sign off as Yrs Brill, which is very big headed of me.

I did once get an email addressed to dear Brilliant once, which was nice....

My other half texted me once not long after we started going out.
She'd been out with mates and meant to send me a text saying she'd just had a Naan (bread) sandwich, but instead told me she'd just had a Man Sandwich!

That raised an eyebrow!
Those ones above are well funny!

Just the other day I was at the Arsenal game and text my mate saying I'd nearly caught Van Persies shirt low and behold the iPhone changed shirt for sh*t.

"I've just nearly caught Van Persies sh*t" ha

My office is currently trying to work out why I am giggling to myself in the corner.

Thanks!

I accidentally sent my mum a text asking after C*nt Cathy.

I must use c*nt more than aunt, and so it corrects to that instead of aunt.

My family relationships are a bit convoluted. I recently had to go to hospital and list someone as a next of kin. I sent this text after filling in the form:

"Hi Julia, just had to put you down as N.O.K., hope that's ok. They asked what relation you are so I just said *unt"

I've read that before and it still made me cry with laughter and have trouble breathing!