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[Closed] CRC and YODEL....great service I think **pubic hair content**

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I put my Xmas money to a Brand X Dropper.

Ordered on Saturday from CRC (it's about 6 years since I bought anything bike related) and was pleasantly surprised when a Yodel driver drove down the driveway at 90 mph delivered it very swiftly yesterday afternoon.

He popped the parcel by an out building and promptly sped off. On closer inspection of the parcel, it was fairly covered (as in more than 1 or 2) in what suspiciously looks like pubes!!! WTAF!!!

Not even sure what the point of this post is?! It just seemed like something that the STW Massive should be told of!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:24 pm
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He manscaped it to make it look like a longer dropper.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:30 pm
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Yodel driver is a fan of his LBS (lengthy ball scratch)


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:32 pm
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I’m more interested in how big your driveway is that they had to drive down it and reached 90mp?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:35 pm
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Did he leave it in a bush?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:36 pm
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what I take from this is, you or some else shaves their pubes in said outbuilding.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:42 pm
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@Drac we've just moved to a farm to start a barn conversion.....driveway is about 250 metres downhill.....the delivery drivers get up some mental speed! (Said as a part time delivery driver!)


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:46 pm
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what vehicle? some of them use personal vehicles so could be pubes, eye lashes or pet hair


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:47 pm
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Is the dropper’s shaft pink and veiny?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:54 pm
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Sounds like the driver has thoroughly tested it before delivery. Service above and beyond.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:59 pm
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PSA of a different vein.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:03 pm
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Well, you know how there isn't any public toilets about?
You know how delivery drivers have to make an insane amount of drops per day?

Most drivers have a bottle in the back where they empty their bladders before emptying it or chucking it out the window near a roundabout.

I expect the drivers wazz canister was propped up on your parcel whilst he fumbled about to retrieve his gentleman sausage and caused the resultant hairy deposit.

Wash your hands folks.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:09 pm
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Is the seat clamp purple anodised?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:41 pm
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Oh, and it's "pyebs".


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:22 pm
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Was expecting pictures. Disappointed.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:27 pm
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Refreshing change from Haribo 🙂


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:43 pm
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thols2

Was expecting pictures. Disappointed

I can give you some urls to try 😂


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 3:15 pm
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Refreshing change from Haribo

Hairibo?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 4:48 pm
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hilarious

He manscaped it to make it look like a longer dropper.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 5:22 pm
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Are we sure it is Yodel?
CRC staff getting jiggy while packing is a possibility...

edit: post the pubes back to the Chief Exec asap....


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 5:24 pm
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At least it wasn't sticky.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 9:54 pm
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Hairibo?

Hairibaws


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:03 pm
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Hairibaws.

Yes. This is the one. Took a while.

You may now disperse peacefully.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:18 pm