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I think that 'niche' bikes are [i]specifically[/i] designed for better riders and mtb gods. That's why mine has been trying to kill me for the last 3 years now, she's completely disgusted in my lack of anything approaching ability! 8)

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Posted : 13/03/2009 9:41 am
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it dont matter what or how you ride,it only matters that you do! 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 9:50 am
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I'm sure even the most basic riders have a lot of fun on their bikes...

Hmmmm - did you mean to sound so unbelievably patronising, I wonder?

Mike - a "basic" rider who has a lot of fun on his bike, thanks,


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 9:53 am
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I' would like to know what bike(s) this jclaw fella rides. He sounds like a student to me.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:12 am
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J-Claw has made a few good points, to clarify the subsequent STW frequent posters reactions-

Getting a big stupid front wheel but no suspension forks so its like riding a barge, avoid any tight trails.
Take your gears off then be unable to ride muddy steep hills. Or long flat sections. Or DHs.
Take your SS off and make a fixie, its utter w4nk but its good for trackstands outside a whiskey distillery.
Buy really light equipment then act surprised when it breaks, or is expensive to replace.
Getting a two stupid big wheels but no suspension so its like riding a massive barge, avoid any tight trails.
Put stupid handlebars on that defy convention, just so you have somewhere to rest your beard, which you grew so you can look like your shed dwelling mentor (whose probably a millionaire btw , his shed is built of Faberge eggs & lined with mink, his beard is clip-on like Lego hair )

1 photo has been offered to counter claim, it’s a small steep drop liek those which I used to ride when I was 9 on my Team Murray. Weak as rescued from the canal kittens.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:26 am
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I don't understand this anti bike rivalry bollox, all bikes are good..........


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:39 am
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i like niche bikes, i like to buy niche bikes and sell them if i do not get on with them.
i think the people who moan/condem/take the pis5 out of nicheness are probably people who would like to try them but are not in the situation financialy to do it.
how boring it must be to have to ride the same boring bike for the rest of your days.
bit like eating toast for every single meal for ever.... 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:43 am
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Terrible, terrible troll. Scruff is way better at this sort of thing, and he's barely literate. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:56 am
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does he actually mean being a niche rider on a crap bike?


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 10:58 am
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Bikes are ace. I am hopeless. But happy. It's all good. Yes?


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:02 am
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deffo


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:02 am
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To be fair, J-claw is the best rider out of out extended Local Kruw, apart from Walleater who is more betteriest. (J-Claw doesnt live in the UK anymore btw, hes now atShimano skunk works , based in California, just so you know)


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:03 am
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To be fair, J-claw is the best rider out of out extended Local Kruw, apart from Walleater who is more betteriest. (J-

all the more reason he should not condem/take the pi5s out of lesser riders.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:06 am
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i think the people who moan/condem/take the pis5 out of nicheness are probably people who would like to try them but are not in the situation financialy to do it.

Woah there, when did 'nicheness' become something to do with expense?

Weren't old Kona hardtails converted to singlespeed with some brazed on track ends considered 'niche' a few years back?

Didn't some people consider On-One Inbreds 'niche', before hoards of tightwads realised they were pretty good value bikes?

Lets not confuse cost and niche. Yes they can applied together for some products but they can also be applied on their own.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:13 am
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sootyandjim
i was thinking jones stuff, custom ss and 29r frames....
sorry..


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:18 am
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Ah, a select group of niche products to match a POV, I see.

Don't be sorry, apologising isn't the STW way.

😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:30 am
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Im a crap rider but I have a really nice bike!


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:34 am
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Its a quiet day in the shop* so I'll pull up a chair and watch 🙂

SSP

*Gold Cup day...


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:34 am
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1 photo has been offered to counter claim, it’s a small steep drop liek those which I used to ride when I was 9 on my Team Murray. Weak as rescued from the canal kittens.

From what I can gather from so far Niche bikes are mainly ridden over smooth cheeky trails, also known as foot paths, in areas lacking in any technical terrain, or leant up against garden Fences on Barrat estates, so not supprising there is little evidence out there to support the counter claim.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:43 am
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Erm....what is a niche bike?

Is it one that is over-priced so most people don't buy it because it is expensive for what it is?

I honestly don't understand the phrase 'niche bike'.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:53 am
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read scruffs post then


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:55 am
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read scruffs post then

He really is quite bitter about something, possibly that others are having more fun than him 🙂

Big wheels, drop bars, fixed, canti brake, water bottles and seat pack, Brooks saddle, custom frame from a bloke with a beard.

BINGO!

SSP


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:56 am
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inglespeeders* who absofugginlutely whipped my ass on a daily basis on big alpine descents, SS does have it's points)

That could possibly have happened regardless of the number of gears involved 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 11:58 am
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I see it in reverse to the OP.

I often ride pretty crap trails with few drops, jumps, rocks, steep sections etc so riding a rigid 29er makes the trails more interesting.

On days when I do ride trails with more of the above I tend to ride my FS 26er.

The "niche" bike doesn't disguise the fact that I am crap, it is just more appropriate (and more fun) for the trails.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:03 pm
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I'm moving into a whole new niche, I may even do a Gary Fisher and claim to invent it.

The idea is simple, flog my bikes and thus enter the niche of "No Bike (NB)". If that doesn't cover up my total crapness then I may have to give up cycling totally.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:03 pm
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Good riders would probably be good on any bike.

it dont matter what or how you ride,it only matters that you do!

Those two statements sort of sum it all up, really.

Me, I just ride the bikes I've got. and enjoy it. What has made me a better rider is not the bike I'm riding, it's watching people I ride with, learning from those with more skills. Getting tips on how to do stuff.

I thought I'd give SS a go, last summer, as I had a spare frame and some bits. SS makes perfect sense for riding round town, but how would it translate to off-road duties? Well, it does require a little more effort, speshly on climbs. But for the sort of Soft Southern Shandy Drinking riding I do, it's mostly fine. What I found, was that not having gears to click through made me adjust my riding style a bit, and try to maintain momentum, to carry me over and around stuff. I found my pedalling technique improved. And it does help to build strength.

So, trying something 'niche' has had a positive benefit. I started off on a fully rigid, nose down bum in the air bike, and enjoyed the riding. Has starting off on equipment technically inferior for the purpose given me an advantage? I don't know. Bikes like that weren't 'niche', back then. Advances such as better brakes, suspension etc have made it easier to tackle tricky/bumpy stuff, granted. But they jolly well have not made me a 'better' rider.

I tried a full susser for the first time, recently. A proper ride, not just a pavement test that I'd been limited to before. All I found was that the bike was more comfy; it diddunt make me go any faster, or suddenly be able to do stuff I haddunt before. I woon't mind owning one, though.

I think, for some people, 'nicheness' is an aside to actual riding. Some seem to 'need' a bike that is rarer than everyone else's, well, up to them. Stuff like Jones bikes are interesting, but I personally can't see why I'd want to buy one. If they were radically better than other designs, surely every manufacturer would have a version?

And what defines something as 'niche'? It's scarcity? Radical design? Singular purpose?

Is my Rock lobster 853 more 'niche' than my Cannondale? Is my Rossin road bike more 'niche' than a Spesh or a Trek?

I don't really care; they're all great fun to ride!


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:33 pm
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SSP, better bitter than biter ➡


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:48 pm
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Good fishing trip there Scruff. Thats a keeper.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:51 pm
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Scruff,

I was looking for a pic of the BIG PINK SOLITUDE to try and rouse JoB in to action 🙂 Sadly my monster bike was all I had to hand 🙂

So you admit you are bitter? I had you down as more of a shandy man.

SSP


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 12:51 pm
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looks like another "Friday Special" from the man Scruff.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 1:22 pm
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I was looking for a pic of the BIG PINK SOLITUDE to try and rouse JoB in to action

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🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 1:26 pm
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scruffs idea of a Friday special is a triple egg an bacon fri up in the canteen followed by a Fri utube blocker. Thats special.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 1:28 pm
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Anyone who has to buy gears or suspension must be rubbish, why else would they buy them?


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 1:43 pm
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Anyone who has to buy gears or suspension must be rubbish, why else would they buy them?

because they don't want to be like you?


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 2:07 pm
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because they don't want to be like you?

But [i]everyone[/i] wants to be like samuri!


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 2:12 pm
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I found was that the bike was more comfy; it diddunt make me go any faster, or suddenly be able to do stuff I haddunt before.

RB, that comes with time. When I first rode my big bike I didn't do anything much more than usual apart from go a bit faster on the rocky bits. After a year or two my riding's changed and I can now do loads more things I don't do on the other bikes - but also with trickle-down my riding on other bikes has improved too...


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 2:35 pm
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For example; a rigid singlespeed is never going to be any good as a mountain bike

Really? I managed a few top 20 solo places on my fixie at MM and SITS.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 2:54 pm
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[i]Really? I managed a few top 20 solo places on my fixie at MM and SITS.[/i]

YOU just proved J-claws point.

MM and SITS isnt Mountain Biking ! Its riding round a muddy field. You could do that on ANY bike- BMX / CX whatever.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:06 pm
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YOU just proved J-claws point

Except that wasn't J-Claws point - he said that people buy niche bikes to hide the fact they are crap, whereas richpips has used a "niche" bike in an environment entirely suitable for the bike. There is no hiding of crapness in this case.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:09 pm
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Whatever. People ride races/events/trail centres whatever as they cant read maps and go exploring, for fear of the unknown.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:12 pm
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scruff, wot a load of old pooh you talk.
i have done 12 polaris events over the years, various weeks away in scotland following maps, but the biggest pure fun buzz is riding trail center descents, cos they are made for the buzz.


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:17 pm
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Whatever
Nice argument 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:17 pm
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Does my tandem count as Niche? I rather enjoy the looks on people faces and the cries of " you can't do that" as we launch of down spooky woods ot the freeride!

However this does hide my crapness as getting any sort of jump / smooth line amazes folk who don't realise that its relatively easy to ride and much better than I am.

So it does hide my crapness in a way but thats not why I bought it


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:22 pm
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....I have a question for J-claw?

...when referring to niche bikes - does this include Cotic hardtails? Is that why you purchased said bicycle in order to reinforce your excuse bag options during those guiding times when you just couldn't keep pace with the aggressive XC freeride Lite clipped-in peak district yeti 575 riding singletrack subscribers?


 
Posted : 13/03/2009 3:27 pm
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Whatever. People ride races/events/trail centres whatever as they cant read maps and go exploring, for fear of the unknown.

Yeah sure.


 
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