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I reckon I'm onto a product here.
A DIY motorbike heated grip pad inserted under the seat cover around the nose of the saddle, powered from light battery packs.
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Help me out with a product name.
Todger toaster?
Put a powerful led light on your helmet, they kick out some heat on full power. Might set your pants on fire though!
Knob hob!
^ Helmet Heater?
Cock Cooker?
Hob knob! Brilliant!
Woody burner?
Teamslug: I like it mate.
If we're going to exploit the massive market in the Far East I think we'll need to re-brand though.
Cock Wok.
2amps and testicles don't make a good mix
Stevelol - Member
Lol
You would say that.
less ventilated helmet?
That made me wince. I'm guessing that a ventilated version is for unorthodox Jews or those wanting the best of both worlds...
Edit : Actually, that would be more akin to a helmet cover, wouldn't it.
Fail!
And there's me thinking this was going to be about the latest Bond villain :-/
End of ride fluffer.
And there's me thinking this was going to be about the latest Bond villain :-/
I thought Coldplay had re-named themselves. Correctly.
Edmund had the right idea.
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Was cold one this morning. Still not back to normal yet.
This thread is so much better without pics....
I started wearing baggies over my bibtights after colleagues would try and guess the outside air temperature as I strode through the office post commute.....
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Esme - what's the story behind that picture of an Iron on a seatpost?
Great thread. But on a more serious note, some saddles or bad set up will mean you are cutting off blood flow to your chap and this could be a sign of that?
Can lead to "performance issues" further down the line too.
encase them all in a dog poo bag, to act as a self contained humidity controlled polytunnel.
Also helpful if you have to run any distance to prevent chafing.
In the spirit of naming these inventions, I'm calling it the wien-house.
Cheap buff from TK Maxx folded in half (or quarters, you judge) and stick it in front of goods, essential on a winter road ride.
Get someone to knit a small woolly hat for the end of your member.
You could call it a weenie beanie 😆
Yeah I used to get this, shorts/tights that were otherwise fine for the rest of me left the old chap a bit unprotected from windchill. I started a thread about it and fleecey boxers were mentioned. I started wearing baggies over the top when needed. Tbh I wear "over shorts" most of the time, pair of footy shorts is enough to stop windchill on a mild day and "protect your dignity", got some black n white DH shorts which are warm, shrug off rain well and are quite eye catching (from a safety point of view) combined with knee warmers for cooler weather. Only go for the full Lycra look if I'm on a proper road ride
Great thread. But on a more serious note, some saddles or bad set up will mean you are cutting off blood flow to your chap and this could be a sign of that?Never thought of that. Saddle mayhave slipped. Saddle is good though must have 25-30,000 miles on it.
I like the idea of the cigarette lighter.
Johnson Ronson
If your member is frozen and you decide to "bash the bishop" does it feel like someone else's bishop!