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Started commuting again and my penis is getting very cold in the morning. Never had the problem in old jobs where i could wear jeans at work so cycled in wearing jeans just changed my top. Now working in a more formal environment means I ware tracksters and change the lot, don't like padded shorts unless I'm on a real big ride and absolutely have to wear them.
Anyone else have this problem? Crafty solutions?
Lol
Yes. My whole crotch area gets colder than anything else on cold rides on the road bike, and for some reason there are few shorts or tights with windproof panels at the crotch. Even then it doesn't help much. I bought some fleecy boxers in Sweden to try and solve the problem whilst running with windproof fronted trousers.
Eat more oysters.
Dip it in a mug of warm water when you get to work?
Wait til it gets really cold and snap it off? Problem solved
Rub the area vigorously when you stop at junctions or traffic lights.
those assos bibs with the cuckoo's nest
I did think of a silly warmer. It would have to be novelty, like a dragon!
Fleecy boxers I like that idea.
Cuckoo nest? Is it a pun that is going over my head.
Rub Deep Heat on it.. 😉
Willy WARMER made from Merino wool !
A small candle mounted on top tube just under saddle?
follow the example of the awesome drivers at Addison Lee
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Stuff it all in a thick merino sock?
Lol at the candle idea!
Piss yourself?
Speaking of crafty, Craft make some Windstopper and merino boxers that are quite nice. I'd advise against piss, you'll just end up with unfortunate icicles.
less ventilated helmet?
Problem solved...
The oft maligned Codpiece could be the product you're looking for. Fur lined should do the trick.
Keep it in your shorts?
Detachable penis, although a good idea has some drawbacks. I'll try to get some merino boxer me thinks. Good to know I'm not the only one too!
Tuck it in to your sealskinz socks like anyone else
Bravo 🙂
Piss yourself?
😆 Thanks, now I have to clean tea from my monitor.
absolutely have to wear them.
There is your answer!
Or... Take out the socks you have stuffed in your pants and mummify the old man. 😉 
Or maybe an extra long merkin?
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Have you felt how warm a tyre gets after riding?
Hang off the back occasionally and lower yourself until required heat level is reached.
Vigorously slap the affected member against the top tube repeatedly.
Cycle to work in your jeans like you used to? I wear baggies over my tights when it's very cold.
Is it wrong to ask why this is a problem?
Cooling your testicles down will increase fertility and unless yer old feller is getting so cold that frostbite, gangrene and loss of inches is imminent then arriving at work in a white-cold shrunken state shouldn't be a problem unless you work as an adult film performer.
Rapha winter embrocation?
Is it wrong to ask why this is a problem
It just a bit uncomfortable at it thaws!
Cuckoo nest? Is it a pun that is going over my head.
Kuku Penthouse akshewally.
Hot water bottle down your shorts?
You have my sympathy, I used to suffer from the same problem on my winter commute. It used to be bloody painful! Helly Hanson make some windproof fronted undies, highly recommended and comfortable to wear all day.
beaker of warm water on your desk at work ?
Think about Sharon / Stuart from admin. while you cycle.
Works for me.
Not laughing at this at all. No, not one bit.
Rachel
I am very jealous, after a cold ride I could easily be mistaken for a slightly chubby female
Why stop with merino pants/willy warmer. Use the whole Merino 🙂
(oops, did the welshfarmer give a bit too much info there!)
With the right saddle could you manage a "tuck under"?
Oddly, I have a pair of windproof boxers for just this reason 🙂