Why, oh why, oh why would you ride a busy footpath on a Sunday afternoon at speed whilst walkers have to scuttle out of the way?
And when you do why make a show of shouting how "rad" it was?
Numpties, just giving the rest of us a bad name
Ride cheeky by all means, I know I do, but after hours or early mornings
Not on a prime footpath on a sunny Sunday afternoon
Judging by the kit they had they should have known better
Numpties again
I was Strava-ing the walk and keep logging in to the stalky playback
Having missed the opportunity for a healthy chat on account of diving for cover myself Im hoping the idiots will publish it at some point so I can work out where they live and hammer frozen sausages in their lawns, or better still thrash my bike up and down when they're gardening or something
Rant over
(Id score myself 2/10 for the sausage reference)
Cheers
Cheeky rant
I found that rant quite reasonable, and not cheeky at all.
Although...
Judging by the kit they had they should have known better
???
I was Strava-ing the walk
Any KOMs?
Kit - 3 IT consultants on £££ full suss bikes implies a bit more MTB sense/craft than some teenagers on a Halfords special
it has to be in the lakes or the peak district. where was it?
Frozen sausages?
Was it brummies on ladybower loop?
Frozen sausages?
I had to google it myself. Idea is sausages attract every bit of wildlife in the vicinity which will then dig up the lawn looking for a snack.
The frozen sausages thing was new to me as well.
I guess one would [b]ham[/b]mer them in?
I thought it was an euphemism.
If they're frozen, just drive them in like a steak.
steak and sausage? Are you people made of money? 🙂
steak and sausage? Are you people made of money?
I'm not. That's why I am going to annoy the OP, so I can get some free sausages.
What kind of Sausage?
Frozen, they drive like steaks.
I'm making a guess at Jacobs footpath descent