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Okay after the trouble of the last few days we need a laugh.
Best caption wins something*
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*I'll find something when I'm next in the office.
"wanna come see my evilzone?"
cow licks only replace facial hair, research into scalp reforestation continues....
my homemade wifebeater makes me look so much like a homosexual-viking gipsy cheapskate that even this cow tried to get me out of the photograph to hide my shame.
"Don't give me that ol BULL "
For once the "Do you want some beef?" chat up line worked wonders.
You've heard of a 'wet willy' right? How's about a 'moist moo-cow'?
The tattoo says [i]Velo[/i] not love now p**s off
You don't have to put bells on everything you ride.
Matts new aftershave, Eau De Silage had unexpected side effects
Did someone say 'Beef Flaps'??!
Big wierd looking hairy cow
gets licked.
If you come with me to the edge of the field, I will show you how we make it so creamy 😉
beards, bikes and bovine. what more does a man need....
'Ermintrude was very disappointed with how her son looked, but just because he was ugly does not mean he doesn't need cleaning'
Anne Widdecombe's disguise was so good she pulled!
No prize winners so far.....
Matt's inside information from Cowmmencal about the '09 Meata 5.5 arrives right on cue.
my number is 479 see you in half an hour
or
if carling made cow brothels......
After a gripping performance as 'Blue Santa' Matt had been reading [i]Variety[/i] and decided to try his luck on the casting couch for 'Pantomime cow, rear'. Soon, he came to regret his enthusiasm for the part.
Lets go behind those trees and make sweet moooosic together you salty hunk of a man.
d'ya like my new moo-bile phone?
[i]d'ya like my new moo-bile phone? [/i]
...let me guess, a moo-torola? 😉
Ermintrude wasn't satisfied with just a one night stand...
Matt was delighted to find his ride came with a bell to warn pedestrians.
Matt closed his eyes as he imagined that evenings steak as Daisy made a last bid to save her life...
He he, am enjoying this 😀
Green with envy over Mark's fabric Xen helmet, Matt's attempt to convince a cow to give up "enough fur to cover my helmet" was met with a swift and painful repsonse.
Is that a salt lick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
DJ Ermintrude was yet to grasp the idea of "hot wax"
No.479 had heard about the Hairy Bikers Cookbook and wasn't taking any chances
Udderly ridiculous.
Newsflash.........
Cure for mad cow disease has been found!
😉
'I know he [i]said[/i] he's a northerner now' remarked Ermintrude, 'but as I keep telling you he still tastes southern.'
'...and when you hold it next to your ear you can actually [i]hear[/i] the sea!...oh, hold on...'
You should see what Chipps is doing to the other end
WorldClassAccident dons a disguise to start a whispering campaign about the Big Bike Bash.
new 'Cowback' hydration device wasn't as good as we'd hoped....
Daisy likes a drink from the furry cup......
She just needs some specs.
'Ooh,get off, yer silly cow!'
Its true! French girls kiss better!
Its the Lynx effect.
"I wish those cows with wheels wouldn't keep crapping all over my field, their craps don't even taste nice blach, blach......"
"Much to the teams surprise Matt [i]did[/i] have a date to bring on the ride!"
Just to bump it up for those who missed it.
Biking so good, the cows want it back!
Two cows standing in a field, one says to the other...
...it doesnt work does it!