[Closed] Can MTB'ing in this weather give you piles?

I thought 'roids were caused by to much straining on the bog?

Straining or child birth - However I looked similar on my bike trying to turn the pedals today 😉

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'roids' and warfarin make for a bloody mess..............i will tell thee 😉

Absolutely, in these slippery conditions your 'rse will be tighter than ever 😀

LOL - it certainly is 😉

funnily enough riding doesn't seem to bother mine but the morning after a bag of salted peanuts thats a different matter 😥

[i]the morning after a bag of salted peanuts thats a different matter[/i]

well, if you will use them as a suppository.

Ah I shall remember to chew my food properly in future the smaller bits may not rough me up so much.

I'm alwys surprised at how little this topic comes up, on a forum full of middle aged men who spend a lot of time perched on bike saddles!

http://www.bupa.co.uk/health-information/directory/p/haemorrhoids

Well I did it again on the way back so we shall see how my ass is tomorrow morning 😯

Please start reading from the top not from here up you may get the wrong end of the stick after foxys last post

LOL

don't bother with preparation 'H'

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you can stick it up your arse for what good it does you 😆

IGMC

I dunno if it gives you piles.. I can say with 100% certainty that it hasn't cured mine though..

😆 But obviously not at having piles 🙂 I'll let you know if I develop piles after this week 😉