[Closed] c2c scheme?

talking to my local vicar about a cycle 2 church scheme.

now i know religion is the root of all wars, terrorism and stupid sunday trading laws not to mention the odd case of organised paedophilia and though I’m always ready to dust off my soap box and spout on about evolution and how the story of adam and eve lacked imagination – not a patch on father christmas and his flying reindeer – but every man has his price, mine is a shiny new full susser and if it puts one of those in the mcgroo shed then I’ll give these religious fruit cakes a chance.

look at the advantages, most of us are already out on sunday mornings anyway, so what better place for a half time break, the floors aren't carpeted and the seats are wooden wipe clean jobbies so we won't even have to take our dirty clobber off, the vicars wife/young protégé (delete as necessary) will do hot sarnies and a mug of pg and in between [s]warblings[/s] hymms the choir will wash the bikes down.

what do you think?