[Closed] Best tyre for a London dandy

O.K. I need tyres. A day for a London dandy might go like this. 3 miles on road, hopping up and down curbs, 4 or 5 miles on river paths with gravely hard pack stuff, finding a bmx track and spending an hour riding round it and doing jumps, thirty minutes in a skatepark, then riding the woods in wimbledon common and getting a bit muddy, hacking around until I'm out of breath, and finally relaxing and posing with a cafe latte and a pain au raisin. Hills, either up or down, will be relative, to say the least.
What tyres should I get? I have some High rollers, but they roll about as fast as a steam roller. Was thinking Maxis advantage, or some of those fancy looking tyres that are bald in the middle with tread on the outside.