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Following on from the banana skin thread, what do you do to wipe your arse on the trail?
1 - Nothing as you enforce evacuation prior to set off
2 - Carry bog roll/wipes (what do you do with it? bag it, bury or decorate the surroundings?)
3 - Use natures gifts: Foliage, stones(my favorite), water(left hand Indian style).
4 - Some weird concoction from your pack involving banana skins, zip ties, gaffertape and spare tubes
5 - Public loos, as your are never far from the car park anyways.
6 - Ride on, Tour rider style, and sort it later....
I got taught the stone trick in Spain where its so dry there is no foliage or water. I was unconvinced until I tried it. Nothing too jagged or super smooth mind.
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1: nice morning poo with the ipad then set off on my merry way.
Have used my socks in the past, think they were biodegradable but wasn't even slightly tempted to take them home with me 
Which ap for that shep? istool? Rob that is filthy, I hope you put them back on...nice edit. Pity the person who thought they had found a nice pair of merino socks.
I trap a rabbit or two and use their pelt as a wiper....
This guys latest app, Or the bike radar one, only use i've found for them
^^ Turned them inside out and noone was the wiser
You turned nic cage inside out 😕
^ It's amazing what you can achieve with a good grip and a bit of elbow grease.
Flash before you ride just in case(bunnies on bars, or gun dog to carry?)? Or a spot of trapping with your shorts off?
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That is def a 29r. Carbon bristles and 1x10.