[Closed] Armless and legless men riding a tandem

But one has got arms and one has got legs so they're cheating.

The guy at the front should stop arsing around, but the chap on the back looks armless enough 😯

How does the fellow on the back check his pocket watch?

Maybe he was dressed like that when he lost his arms?

How does the fellow on the back check his pocket watch?

He probably has to jump violently up and down.

I thought this was going to be similar to that swimming joke with the punchline 'clever dick'....

The guy on the front isn't really doing his fair share of the work. He needs to pull his socks up.

Or 'Bob'

How's that bloke on the back light his fag?

I think the chap with the arms does a no hander and lights the fag for his mate.
Suppose he reads the pocket watch for him as well 😉