[Closed] Apart from me, who is the fastest on here?

Hora

We did this a couple of months ago!

Blazing-saddles is bloody fast, Dougal's no slouch and MTBMatt wins 24 solo races.

I'm not too shabby as long as there's nowt technical 🙂

I know we did this a couple of months ago, but I'm at home ill so humour me.

Are you still coming up North this saturday?

Lets save time and look [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whos-the-fastest-rider-on-stw/page/3 ]here![/url] 🙂

Me - yes. Pig Flu should be gone by then.

Jojo would wipe the floor with most and she is a veteran now 🙂

I'm no slow coach in the 50yd dash to the cake shop race 😆

Most people are faster than you, Fighter.

lukeb is pretty rapid.
and deejay is too.................for a super veteran......... 😉

<<Double take>> - Fastest not [b]Fattest[/b] I was eating another cream tea.

njee20 - Member

I'm not too shabby as long as there's nowt technical

OMG - roadie on a mountianbike. The shame!

It was a fairly tongue in cheek comment based on sommat said on another thread, I'm marginally better than a roadie on dirt, but don't really enjoy vast boulder strewn descents which test your balls not your skill. But lets not get into that on yet another thread...

I go OK for an old bloke with a dodgy shoulder.
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SB

I am the fastest London Commuter ;O)

I keep wupping some guy on an On-One Pompino with a tweed Rapha cap.

I am on a Cotic.

There you have it. Cotic is betterer than On-One

MM

I think we should just all do a power test and let that decide it.

I'm much better at those than racing 😉

Surely it needs to be power/weight, I imagine there are some proper fat gits out there with high power output! Conversely Dougal weighs 59kg or sommat and probably puts out about 12 watts to ride a 17 minute 10 mile TT!

Is that cos you is a closet roadie as well Al? Mr skin tight lycra clad middleaged man 🙂 too much time on your turbo trainer?

well me and my team have a saying.. "we are far superior to ya'all" - and so far we've proven ourselves to be so.

I'm the fastest fat middle aged taxi driver on here. Probably anywhere thinking about it.

I'm probably one of the quickest transport planners in the country. Possibly one of the quickest QUANGO employees for that matter! I'll take solace in that!

I'm probably one of the quickest transport planners in the country. Possibly one of the quickest QUANGO employees for that matter! I'll take solace in that!

LOL at TJ and cynical...

Well I would consider someone on here to be good if they can finish la transvesubienne wihtin the 100.

Now should we have a thread on who is the fastet washing up so I will have my chances

Well I must admit I expected to be the only transport planner on here!

I did win an NPS (sport) race at Coed Y Brenin a couple of years back which isn't exactly a roadie's ideal home terrain, so I'm not a complete disaster on a bike!

Coed Y Brenin is far from being technical though.

Well I must admit I expected to be the only transport planner on here!

This place is full of consultants pretending they're working 😉

I did win an NPS (sport) race at Coed Y Brenin a couple of years back which isn't exactly a roadie's ideal home terrain, so I'm not a complete disaster on a bike!

you probably would kick my ass, its been a while since i've done any proper climbing on a bike.

Coed Y Brenin is far from being technical though.

It's not Thetford either... and what about all the people that ride it in full body armour on 6" travel bikes? Do they ride like that on the road too?! Maybe they do...

Why the sudden obsession with technical riding on the forum? All the threads about the most technical trails etc, very odd!

This place is full of consultants pretending they're working

Rumbled... although I'm no consultant, we give you guys the work 🙂

Mister T.....unless your team is Wheelbase or the all conquering Crosstrax, then I'm afraid you FAIL!!

For the record, I'm not very fast at all but i am having lots of fun, and given it takes me twice as long to do some of these rides as you unnaturally skinny drug-abusing physionomic oddballs, I'm having that fun for twice the time you are.

So who's the winner now then? 😀

I am neither fast or fit but am nearly a planner. what do I get?

Starts car engine...

I'll put in a bid for being the fastest on here in a kayak. Possibly also the fastest round an orienteering course?

Me down [url= http://www.multimap.com/s/hnCDPmoS ]here (clicky) [/url] tonight.

Me once a year, just prior to an annual injury.

Oh and the discipline is lineless trail bashing.

I'm sure I could be slower than anyone else...

I am the fastest London Commuter ;O)

Thems fighting words

The most important question surely is, can anybody make it from from the nursery to TZF's home and back to where his driving lesson is supposed to be quicker than him?

Before he gets in to blow him own trumpet, radoggair would pretty much clean up, I reckon.

Dam it Jimmy, beat me to it. Pretty sure i would win. Proof being that Lance came up to train with me the other day but i wasn't interested at going a 'reasonable' pace.

I'm pretty sure you'd win too - its all that resistance training that you do. 😀

Glumpton's back 🙂

I reckon I'm the fastest person in my office on the 5th floor of my building, but then again maybe not 😆

COuld be the fastest match fisherman?

It's in the name! fastest fat bloke around, xc wise no 6hr yes, had a 2nd in class this year at 6hrs

greig - me too. I told him Edinburgh, he didn't listen.

who's the slowest will have a bigger turnout 8)

I can finish a standard Pukka pie in under 15 seconds.

lookmanohands would give you all a run for your money.