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[Closed] Anyone else's shorts pad smell like processed ham?

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Strange, as most of my other disgusting sports clothes smell like cheese, particularly the shoes


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 10:40 am
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Posted : 19/07/2019 10:41 am
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That's funny; whenever I open a new pack of processed ham, the little burp reminds me of an unwashed taint.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 10:47 am
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Isn't unprocessed Ham just pork?


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 10:57 am
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#strangest


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 10:59 am
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Isn’t unprocessed Ham just pork?

Excellent point. I knew something wasn't quite right when I started this thread


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:01 am
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* Puts down Tesco breaded crumb ham sandwich.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:05 am
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quality thread title - 5/5 on the tea-spitterometer


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:16 am
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Bawk.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:20 am
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Have you tried washing them? Or putting them in a sandwich.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:29 am
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Easily confused:

chamois cream
tin of spam


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:30 am
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Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:44 am
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Are you gammon?


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 11:48 am
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Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!

Dunno about the OP but I always give it a sniff to check it's good for another week of commuting before I need to wash it.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:15 pm
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Mmm, ham and cheese.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:25 pm
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Thread of the week


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:26 pm
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Why are you sniffing your chamois pad?!

Youthful curiosity


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:28 pm
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My chamois smells vaguely goaty.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:29 pm
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Some questions are best left unasked.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:34 pm
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My chamois smells vaguely goaty.

Live goat. That's OK. Roadkill goaty-smell would be very unpleasant though

(assuming I'm right to take your photo very literally here)


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:36 pm
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Blatant attempt to groom someone to sniff your barse. Disgusting.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:38 pm
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Some questions are best left unasked.

But that's how you end up with unfortunate situations like these
https://jezebel.com/guy-finally-realizes-hes-been-pooping-wrong-his-whole-l-1648284649


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:42 pm
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I've never sniffed anyone else's shorts pad.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 12:44 pm
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^^ I think that's called protesting too much.


 
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Posted : 19/07/2019 1:13 pm
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Oh I know I can wash them. It's just the particular odour that motivates me to wash them that I find strange


 
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Posted : 19/07/2019 8:38 pm
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Thread of the day award 👍😀


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 9:02 pm
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https://www.halononbio.co.uk/halo-sports/halo-proactive-sports-triple-pack
they also do a spray thats good for pads, shoes, pack straps etc.
it works at 30C kills the smelly bugs


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 9:03 pm
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Bawk

No, Pork.


 
Posted : 19/07/2019 10:46 pm
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I declare op is Preston Lacey off JackAss 3 doing the sweatsuit cocktail.

😜


 
Posted : 20/07/2019 2:23 pm