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Must.....resist.....
<backs away from the keyboard>
Swinley Forest?
Ditto
Give in to temptation allthepies 😉
Ali not quite got the Cher video off !
CG words fail me .Did you take bikes at all ? 8)
The wildlife in Swinley is getting stranger all the time. What is that tree bound creature?
Good god! What speed were you doing when you knocked that lamp-post down?
[i]Good god! [s]What[/s] how much speed were you doing when you knocked that lamp-post down? [/i]
Yep, tis Swinley Forest. Rode a bit, pi**ed around a bit, ate cake a bit, nattered a bit.
Yeah, there's some weird wildlife there! Have even heard of some strange female riding a bike with one gear and swearing to herself 🙄
The top photo has the strange quality of a giant phallus?
that's a big word for you hora..........
The top photo has the strange quality of a giant phallus?
it can't be hitting the spot as she appears to have fallen asleep 🙁
Classic Ali pic.
it's not the first time!
that's a big word for you hora..........
Its the only big thing about me.
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were you out for three days, looks like you have enough stuff in the backpack for an exbedition
Is this a caption competition?
..98...99...100 COMING READY OR NOT!
..He he, she'll never find me up here..........Mmmmmm chestnuts!!!
...cant....quite...reach....
[i]Its the only big thing about me. [/i].....awwww, i'm sure that's not true 🙂
[i]were you out for three days, looks like you have enough stuff in the backpack for an exbedition [/i]
exbedition or expedition? 😉 actually it had my layers in there...oh and a banana and some soreen!
Anyone want to lower the tone a bit more? 😉
i got close, i originally typed expidition
It had a banana covered in sunscreen inserted in where? 😯
i was hoping you could tell me........
Slightly OT - aleigh, I discovered not so long ago at work that I can deep throat a banana. Everyone looked shocked and slightly disturbed. I went from tapping it on my forehead and sculpting the end with my teeth to deep-throat (yes its that boring at work) 😆
I discovered not so long ago at work that I can deep throat a banana
so you just need to get your spine more flexible so you can do yourself ??
Impossible. Cant you read SFB (any of the above)- its tiny, I'd have to snap my back 😉
Cant you read SFB (any of the above)- its tiny, I'd have to snap my back
I only remember where you said "Its the only big thing about me" ...
This thread has reached new depths 😯
Where would this place be without sfb and hora? 😉
This thread has reached new depths
enthusiastically encouraged by [b]you[/b] dear...
How? What have I done? I don't have special powers!
Your pic reminds me of one of my alltime fave pics:
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Do you sit on your washing machine Aleigh?
Are you two not bored to tears with Swinley yet? 😕
Two pictures of girlies is obviously a bit much for Hora... 🙄
[i]Do you sit on your washing machine Aleigh? [/i]
no - it has a work surface on it....next question! 😉
[i]Are you two not bored to tears with Swinley yet?[/i]
are you not bored with tunnel hill yet? 😆
If Swinley is to you, like the North Downs is to me- then I can understand your love of the area.
no - it has a work surface on it....next question!
did you mother teach you nothing ? Just attach a sturdy sink plunger and you're in business :o)
no she didn't thankfully!
How's the hangover aleigh?
Pete - it was a "hangover ride", sometimes it's not about riding! You blokes take your riding far too seriously 😉
are you not bored with tunnel hill yet?
As a matter of fact I am a little bit, yes.
Which is why I'm not going up there very often now. As a matter of interest, how many times do you think I've been up there this year? Go on have a guess.....
Which is why I'm spreading my wings. Cotswolds yesterday, Urban London ride on Sunday, Yorkshire Moors in a few weeks. In the last year Ive done the Alps, The Qs, Purbecks, Chilterns, The Lakes, Wales, Mendips, Surrey Hills....
Thing is, even locally to here, you're missing out on sooooooo much more and soooooooo much nicer riding than Swimley right on CGs doorstep and spending all your time riding that over ridden slop fest with it's 20ft wide 'singletrack', mountains of litter and frankly utter crap new trails. AND you have to PAY for it FFS!!!!!!!
It's astonishing how much riding there is no more than a couple of miles further away from you that you just stick your head in the sand and refuse to visit: Ash Ranges, Porridgepot, Yately Heath, Minley, Hawley Woods, Frith Hill, Ceasars Camp........
You've broken your simbian already I see.
the hangover went fairly quickly thanks! 😆
pete - i don't care when i ride, i ride more for the social aspect and that's it 😀