It's my birthday and the Mrs has booked me a hardtail while she goes and sunbathes, Caveat is it must be to the east of old Alcudia ( Mallorca) so she can go to the deserted beach up there whilst I play, then come and join her for the afternoon. Please please please does anyone have any knowledge of the trails up there to occupy me for a few hours before I get my other birthday treat?!:)
M
Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy with a vivid imagination.
Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy
😯
dude......
Wanmankylung +1
I sense this thread will get very gritty...
Oh, and not only that, she has just brought me a beer on to the balcony whilst I'm desperately trying to strava routes and discover any info I can.....
On the other hand, she does ride a 29er, so it's swings and roundabouts!
M
It's my birthday and the Mrs has booked me a hardtail
Did she know you played for the other team before you got together?
I sense this thread will get very gritty...
The sand does get everywhere...
before I get my other birthday treat?!:)
Cake and jelly?
On the other hand, she does ride a 29er, so it's swings and roundabouts!
She swings too?
An offer like that and you're going to ride a bike?
Oh. I forgot. This is stw and she's the voice on your phone. Go ride.
Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy with a vivid imagination.
Well known sex in the dunes nudie dogging spot and you are leaving your wife there 😯
Get in touch with [url= http://www.coastadventure.net/?page_id=216 ]Didi[/url]
The site is all in German, but he speaks perfectly good English, and offers a range of guided rides.
Well known sex in the dunes nudie dogging spot
Did a "friend" tell you that?
and you are leaving your wife there
If the above is true, then 😯 😯 😯 indeed.
Useless lot!
I pushed my sodding bike up a 'strava' Climb that was more rock garden carry than flowy swoopy singletrack.
Scary that singletrackworld is more about the 12 year old boys than singletrack!
Gits!
OP you do know about the 'scene'?
Alcudia is all about the roadie (and naked gf's obvs)
This thread is useless without dates.
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Try Chain Guide in Alcudia for guiding in that area.
The OP is clearly in deep shit and her revenge is ongoing. Run, run now!