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5 Bikes Stolen

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Unfortunately someone I know has had 5 bikes stolen from their garage including 2 very distinct Unnos and a HB160. If anyone sees these please be in touch.


 
Posted : 25/07/2024 9:28 pm
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Absolute scumbags need their hands chopping off, it's about time the laws were changed for high value thefts like this, mountain bikes cost more the motorbikes and mopeds being nicked but police treat it like a toy has been stolen and don't give a crap usually.
The value of those bikes would make me keep them in the house though or build an extension/ garage conversion, it would probably be cheaper than the cost of the bikes ?.


 
Posted : 25/07/2024 11:08 pm
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edit.ย  ffs picture attach still not working.

Death to bike thieves. But only after a slow painful public insertion of a backwards saddle up their arses.


 
Posted : 25/07/2024 11:18 pm
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ย insertion of a backwards saddle up their arses

There's a song by Alestrom describing a similar act, but with a boat anchor. I probably can't repeat the first word of the title here or embed the video, but the rest is "with an anchor". Maybe we should commission a bike thieves version.


 
Posted : 25/07/2024 11:36 pm
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Bastards. May their testicles shrivel and drop off.

I saw a piece in a paper the other day that the police had captured a couple of bike thieves. Both were aged 50, which surprised me. I thought most would be in their 20's


 
Posted : 26/07/2024 3:57 am
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@dyna-tiย this isn't opportunistic theft

@noeffsgiven I'm unsure of his set up


 
Posted : 26/07/2024 8:14 am