Well, seeing as handringing is alive and well on STW- lets all go hypothetical on this subject. Gosh, young-attractive female Doctor was about to set off down the motorway and a copper said 'hey, if you drive at 140mph you'll probably be banged up'!
Hey, anymore conversations on 'what if's'? 😉
Go to bed, Hora.
It's all been too much for you, hazzunt it?
i was stopped doing 120mph on the M5.
The fuzz clocked my with his camera he was using from the bridge....
he asked why i was going so quick.
I said "it's my job, i need to be there"
"what's your job."
"a butt stretcher" i said
"A butt stretcher???? what does a butt stretcher do?"
"Well first you put a finger in, then another, then a hand, then the other hand, then keep pulling till it's 6ft wide...." i explained
"and what the hell do you, with a six foot arsehole?" he said
Well you give him a uniforn and a camera and get him to stand on motorway bridges............................
Very good indeed 🙂
good one sharki 🙂
Boom tish! 😆
I'd get a different job. That sounds awful. 😯
i think i have a video with that in.