Your back goes out more than you do.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.
Younger men ask you for advice.
You do recognise the face staring back at you in the mirror - but it's your mother/father, not you
When you hear new colleagues talking about the original Playstation being retro gaming, and have never used either an audio or video cassette. 
when buildings you saw going up are being knocked down
My hangovers seem to last till at least Tuesday 
When the bouncer stops you going in to a nightclub and you say 'thank you, my feet are killing me'
When someone asks how old you are and you have to pause and think because you can't remember.
When someone asks how old you are and you have to pause and think because you can't remember.
I need to remember what my acting age is compared to my real age. Pook caught me out.
Dammit.
Last week, I had to explain to someone what a laserdisc was.
(Then got asked the priceless, "what do you play those on, then?" A god damned VCR, genius.)
I still call films 'videos'!
When enquiring whether to record something on Sky+, I'll often ask my OH "would you like me to tape it?"
The radio's on in the background and you realise that for the last three minutes you've been grooving along to Level 42...
You ask people what "album" they've been listening to..
You feel qualified to offer assistance to people parking their cars in tight spaces.
You don't recognise the face staring back at you in the mirror.
That is actually quite poignant.
You think everyone on the forum you're posting on are spotty kids...
Without your Father around, family members assume you know the answers.
When you look in the mirror and your dad looks back.
You forget where you left your slippers
You own slippers.
When your testicles sag down further than your cock.
... when your girlfriend is 10 years younger than you.
The students to whom you are lecturing no longer have a clue when you use references either to Monty Python or the Hitchhiker's Guide...
You join & proudly display your RSPB car sticker.
You own up to knowing what biopace chainrings are to your colleagues at work.
You work with people who have the 90's as their date of birth!
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When you have to explain this t-shirt to your colleague and they say, "Oh, I don't know that song".
when you wonder why women/girls etc are wearing long john showing camel toe ...
When you can remember Now that's what I call music 1
You get mailshots for discounted insurance for oldies in the post, you have grey hair everywhere!, when you race xc you find that there is no older age groups left
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