When the bouncer stops you going in to a nightclub and you say ‘thank you, my feet are killing me’

When someone asks how old you are and you have to pause and think because you can’t remember.

When someone asks how old you are and you have to pause and think because you can’t remember.

I need to remember what my acting age is compared to my real age. Pook caught me out.

Dammit.

Last week, I had to explain to someone what a laserdisc was.

(Then got asked the priceless, “what do you play those on, then?” A god damned VCR, genius.)

I still call films ‘videos’!

When enquiring whether to record something on Sky+, I’ll often ask my OH “would you like me to tape it?”

The radio’s on in the background and you realise that for the last three minutes you’ve been grooving along to Level 42…

You ask people what “album” they’ve been listening to..

You feel qualified to offer assistance to people parking their cars in tight spaces.

You don’t recognise the face staring back at you in the mirror.

That is actually quite poignant.

You think everyone on the forum you’re posting on are spotty kids…

Without your Father around, family members assume you know the answers.

When you look in the mirror and your dad looks back.

You forget where you left your slippers

You own slippers.

When your testicles sag down further than your cock.

… when your girlfriend is 10 years younger than you.

Ummm, four of my ex-g/f’s were fourteen years or so younger than me, and that was when I was a lot younger than I am now. Even the closest in age were between two to five years younger.

The students to whom you are lecturing no longer have a clue when you use references either to Monty Python or the Hitchhiker’s Guide…

You join & proudly display your RSPB car sticker.

You own up to knowing what biopace chainrings are to your colleagues at work.

You work with people who have the 90’s as their date of birth!
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When you have to explain this t-shirt to your colleague and they say, “Oh, I don’t know that song”.

when you wonder why women/girls etc are wearing long john showing camel toe …

When you can remember Now that’s what I call music 1

You get mailshots for discounted insurance for oldies in the post, you have grey hair everywhere!, when you race xc you find that there is no older age groups left