Few years back I had a day off work and decided to do a reasonably long loop on the MTB using as much off road as possible. It was a nice day and a nice ride. Coming back through Danbury, it was about 3:30ish and lot sof lovely stay at home wifes and ‘yoummy mummys’ were out walking their dogs. All very nice, with cheery hellos from all and a good gawp or ten from me from behind Oakley’s finest Iridium Black* lenses.
As I carried on along the single track in bright sunshine, I rounded a corner to find a Toyota HiLux parked someway into the woods, pretty much completely obstructing the trail.
Then I noticed…..
Did a double take……
…and then processed the scene before me. Pressed against the windscreen where two pink sock wearing feet abour 3 feet apart. Deeper inside the cabin, there was the unmistakable sight of a big hairy arse pumping up and down between some rather ‘robust’ pasty white legs (the ones attached to the pink socked feet).
If only I had a camera with me that day!
* Oakley Iridium Black, the lens of choice for the gentleman about city parks in summer 😈