Over the past few days I've been annoyed by a big boil thing on the back of my leg right on my (lycra)short line. Quite painful and just a bit unsightly. This morning it came up in a nice big head so like any small boy (hidden within a middle aged body) I gave it a squeeze...... Out of the primordial gloop arose a large black object - about the size of a big pea. Organic rather than a lump of stone re-emerged from a long forgotten accident as it was very solid but still had a bit of give when pressed.
Hair follicle gone wrong, small alien life form, my twin brother that's been living inside me for the last 40 years??????