Was feeling like something puddingy a short while ago and the fridge and cupboards were almost bare. I was gonna have to improvise with so few choices of ingredients. In desperation I started to sample my kid's cereals - serious desperation! 
So out came a dusty old tin of tinned pineapple chunks and a packet of Kellogs Crunchy Nut Bites. I then rushed up a serving of Bird's custard (from powder of course - there's no other way - tinned stuff is yuck!).
Chucked it all in a bowl, MMM, not bad.
What are your accidentally successful "what the bloody hell am I gonna eat now" recipies?
Just wrong!
