Never noticed them vanish under a chill MTBing. But I do find it hard to get those bits chilled, they're generally well placed for staying warm even in snowy rides in shorts! But I have lost them while surfing.
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>I need to check them again as the ache is still there.
If it gets worse...BLOODY WELL GET YERSELF TO A&E !!
I used to to have the reverse problem - over-dangliness. Often used to wake with a bit of an ache, shuffle things around/turn over, sorted itself. Went on for years, to late 20's, until...
...one day it didn't..got worse and worse - by the time I got the doc around in the evening it was subsiding, but too late. All a bit puzzled in A&E (prumably 'cos they thought I shouldn't be still standing due to pain, or something like that, from a torsion). A record I guess, 4 or 5 pairs of hands on my nads in one evening, none of them my GF's, and none of it much fun
That was friday...by sunday one side was like a large avocado (size, not colour !). Ultrasound monday - almost didn't happen cos some idiot fecked up, persistent GF sorted it, gawd knows what would happened otherwise.
Following day, removal of offending nad. Which, according to the consultant, was going off a bit by then (I paraphrase). Oh, and a totally pointless bit of sack shaving on my part - they actually go in at bikini line level, 'cept the twunts didn't tell me...still, at least it was so big that everything had got smoothed out by that point, and nothing got nicked...I get chucked out two days later with no bloody warning, I *think* pulling stitches 'cos I'm lugging a rucsac full of books that friends had kindly left, expecting me to be in rather longer - plus I left my big feckoff bunch of flowers my GF had brought
I spend the next several weeks sleeping on my back *very* carefully (inc one or two scares where I think I've twisted t'other side) - oh, and it's taking about 15 or 20 minutes to even get out of the chair to the upstairs loo (hence the pulled stitches theory, half of that's just trying to stand up)Some months later I get the remaining nad stitched to the scrotum to stop it rotating, and I can sleep properly again.
Hopefully that's the only thing I've got in common with Hitler !
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Baby carrot - yes. Often.
Retraction - not yet, despite unfaired motorbikes and the joy that is icy water soaking to places icy water should not go.
So something to look forwards to.
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Some months later I get the remaining nad stitched to the scrotum to stop it rotating, and I can sleep properly again.
Reading that mine have just start retracting to their safe place out of fear.
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a bad case of Twisticles......
I need a new keyboard, this one's full of tea now.
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Can I have your wife's bike please?
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Elf, as I've said before, NO!
But wait a bit and it looks like you might be welcome to one of my testicles.
I too suffer from slightly too much dangliness and the previous story is making me even more worried!!
This day shall forever be known as "Testicle Wednesday".
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TJ, don't go there.
I don't anyone needs to see a close up of my hairy brains.
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Found these this morning...still looking for my testicles though.
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Many moons ago, on a cold and foggy late october morning, I was in the unfortunate situation of being admitted to hospital after a nasty riding accident - I went headfirst into a dry stone wall. The first person at my bedside was not my wife but my best mate who'd heard of my accident through a chance encounter. It was his job to help me into a hospital gown, out of my lycra leggings.
The bastard made references to the rather inadequate size of my penis at just about every opportunity for quite some time (years) after. Explanations of the cold and the blood going to where its needed unsurprisingly fell on deaf ears.
EDIT: LOL'ed at the 'Click here to enlarge' on the Thermajock site...
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a fleece lined baggy artifical flimflam.
Is there anything that isn't available on the internet?
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Elf, as I've said before, NO!
Why not that's bang out of order.
I don't want your testicle, I want yer wife's bike. It's not an unreasonable request.
Honestly, anyone would think I'd demanded one of yer bollocks, the way you go on about it....
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She hasn't ridden it since BBB either. What a waste, eh?
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See? Might as well give it to me.
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When I arrive at work on a cold morning and look at whats happened the phrase "lion cold " always springs to mind.
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Happens to me too. jacobs just like to hide from the cold until its shower time. Wilbur however tends to take on the appearance of an eyeless Clanger with a blond crew cut.
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A peloton of penguins
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