... their parents probably have logs of all of their internet traffic?
Chat Forum
[closed]
Why don't teenage sons realise that...
-
Posted 2 years ago #
-
youpron or pronhub?
Posted 2 years ago # -
paranoid muchely ?
Posted 2 years ago # -
youpron or pronhub?
And the rest.
Is there an emoticon for "good grief" ?
I guess I need to switch the internet filtering setting from "casual" to "Fascist".
Posted 2 years ago # -
and you never looked for hedge porn?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Any of the sites any good?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Whale hedge pron
Posted 2 years ago # -
ziggy - thanks - I needed that
Posted 2 years ago # -
haha, my brother and I were looking at porn on a laptop at our parents house.
A couple of months later when we were both round there my Mum asked us about the interesting history on her laptop... we tried to play dumb but decided we wanted our Dad to see another day.Posted 2 years ago # -
Its what teenagers do, surely quite harmless?
Posted 2 years ago # -
My mate knows full well that his kid watches porn on the lappy. In fact, he's even texted him some video filth.
It's just what kids do.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Why don't teenage sons realise that.I have a life of my own and do not want to run him to Stirling when I could be out mountainbiking (gimp)
Posted 2 years ago # -
Sounds like in your day your parents were saying "Don't our teenage sons realise what magazines we know they keep under their mattress?!"
Posted 2 years ago # -
Bit of a difference between what you can find on a 14 yr old's iPod these days and a tattered old copy of penthouse or something.
Posted 2 years ago # -
boys will be boys i would subtley take the pi55 and make him a bit paranoid...it is what any supportive parent should do in these circumstances
Posted 2 years ago # -
They've got it too easy. Oh for those heady days when the the hedge fairies would deliver a bountiful wedge of Fiesta, wih the odd Mayfair chucked in for the more ambitious. We know not from where they came, but we give thanks
Posted 2 years ago # -
amen to that brother
Posted 2 years ago # -
If you have a teenage son that isn't constantly wanking, tbh you should probably take it back to the shop, there's something wrong with it.
Posted 2 years ago # -
I used to share a house and one computer with a girlfriend and her teenage son.
My advice to any teenage boys would be, don't hide stuff in a folder titled "Top secret. Keep out", that's the first place your parents are going to look.
Posted 2 years ago # -
You could always tag the sites in his favourites as a subtle hint that you know what he's been looking at. Either that or buy him a book "internet for beginners" and fold down the page that handles deleting browser history
Posted 2 years ago # -
In the days before internet I found a porn video belonging to my folks when I was 10 - got busted watching it. My mum was totally cool about it and said if I wanted to watch it I could watch it with her and my stepfather.
Quite a bizarre experience
Posted 2 years ago # -
I'd have thought most teenage boys know more about the internet (and associated technology) than their parents so most parents won't come across this scenario?
Posted 2 years ago # -
and said if I wanted to watch it I could watch it with her and my stepfather.
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Posted 2 years ago # -
Why?
Posted 2 years ago # -
But you don't have to look at the logs... What compelled you to do it?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Whats the problem ? Its what teenage lads do.
If I had the internet in my formative teenage years it would have easily replaced my vast and weighty collection of top shelf filth.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Thanks for the advice. Back from a nice fast morning bike ride I think I can now deal with this from a safe perspective.
I'd have thought most teenage boys know more about the internet (and associated technology) than their parents
Not in this instance. His dad is just too trusting. But he was caught out via the squid proxy logs!
That's almost the bit I find more scary - he *knows* that all the traffic goes through a squid proxy, because he has to configure the proxy settings in his browser. And they all know the proxy is there so that I can monitor what's going on!
Do I need to draw a picture, or what! Aeerrghghgh!
If you have a teenage son that isn't constantly wanking, tbh you should probably take it back to the shop, there's something wrong with it.
That is certainly true.
Bit of a difference between what you can find on a 14 yr old's iPod these days and a tattered old copy of penthouse or something.
That is also true. I haven't been through the logs in detail (and I'm not going to) but we now have some pretty bizarre laws in this country. If he's accidentally downloaded a picture of some hairy bloke fornicating with an octopus then that is now *illegal* and I get to go to jail and be put on the sex offenders register! Crazy but true. (It's the octopus that's the problem, not the hair).
So:
- talking to; taking the pi55 sounds like a good idea
- set proxy to paranoid
- wipe PC and install netbsd - he can surf the internet again once he's figured out how to compile firefox from source....
...And relax.
Posted 2 years ago # -
On the plus side have you seen the price of jazz mags these days, he's probably saving a fortune.
Just remind him how easy it is for the ISP to track any extreme pron and that beeg should more than enough for any lad to whack himself unconscious.
Posted 2 years ago # -
You've a squid proxy and you know his fav sites? You could have so much fun with that... little bit of scripting and you can randomly change pics/flash vids to instead be a video/pic of you tut-tutting at him for being a filthy boy. That'll put him off his stroke.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Buy the missus a little picker to handle his used socks
Posted 2 years ago # -
I take you're in IT looking at another workers laptop?
In a place i used to work in, we used to do comp repairs. The first thing the techs used to to was run a search for *.jpg and *.mpg. Bunch of perverts!Posted 2 years ago # -
Why not say he can look on certain 'safe' sites?
Posted 2 years ago # -
"Porn Mode" now found in all popular browsers is the best thing to ever happen to browser history and cookies!
Posted 2 years ago # -
The son uses PC in lounge, no where else, his mother demonstrated to him how to look at Browser History, tells, him "Your father an I have no reason to clear this, if it's blank, we'll assume it's you..."
Posted 2 years ago # -
that whale hedge is about 200 yards from my house!
Posted 2 years ago #
Topic Closed
This topic has been closed to new replies.
