At the weekend I know I'll be in a social situation with loads of old friends' parents who will doubtless ask us yet again why aren't you getting married. In fact they'll probably be so rude to ask why we aren't planning on children as well!
Anyway, we are very happy together and have been for the last 12 years and looking forward to spending our lives together but I'd love some comedy replies. Especially if it raises an old "stuck in the mud"s eyebrows.
So, what'ya got?