I now that alot of people on hear are not young becose ive seem pics on threads but when i am like 25 or 30 i still will not wont to go slow. if you wont to look at the country side why dont u just walk? i hate stopping half way down a track when im on a good run and having to push al the way back up becose some older riders are just rolling down it slowly on bikes dead expensiver than mine. and why close gates? they get in the way of decent down hills. i prop mine open on my tracks to get a clean run (peak district).

Why are you slow?
Why is everyone slow?

HTH. (Although, looking at the rest of your spelling and grammar, I rather doubt it)

😯

all your words are belong to us.

why be a loser this is the internet not a exam. i asked a queston.

Is it Friday afternoon?

You’re taking the piss no?

*yaaawn*

no im serious. well i am a bit i know everyone wont be proper fast it takes balls and pratise but riding like you are about to stop all the way down a hill is pointless.

Cracking troll 🙂

Run along now. Stop bothering the grown ups

fastboy, you are a speed god and I bow down before you.

Why are everyone so grammar bad? 😀

As an educator of today’s youth can I please apologise. My resignation is in the post.

New member today. crap troll.

this is the internet not a exam

Eh? Wha…?

😆

Somebody have a word please…

convert – Member
As a educator of today’s youth can I please apologise. My resignation is in the post.

Is the question mark from your first sentence also in the post?

😉

Convert-please don’t give up hope. 😥

As a an educator of today’s youth, can I please apologise. My resignation is in the post.

I don’t need to prop gates open I just ride over ’em, on a hardtail too. Now move over to one side whippersnapperboy you’re holding me up on this climb.

Kev

ah bless, does your dad know you’re using his computer?

you are catherine zeta jone’s alter ego and i claim my sheep

😯 WT….?

trolling is a art

7/10 well done sir.

+ poor spelling, grammar.
+ abuse of the entire forum
+ leaving gates open will enrage some and is a nice touch
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– no uppercase
– no youthspeak
– too short

I agree.

Why are you all so slow?

MTFU for god’s sake.

oh – extra points for making the new username fit the thread
amended to 8/10

Is the question mark from your first sentence also in the post?

To be fair, I only teach colouring in so my grammar is not much better. However, I’m feeling the collective responsibility for this one and am taking one for the team. 😉

😆 @ convert!

5 minutes on facebook would’ve given this troll an idea how to type like a kid, obvious give away 😆

still, good effort!

think he’s gone for his afternoon nap.

ah, I think I met this guy the other day, he was trying to prop open that double gate thing behind ladybower inn. Tried explaining both gates move as one but it wasn’t sinking in. there were a few people behind me who I figured would close the gate so I didn’t have a go at him for propping it. He’d have probably confused prop with PROPS! and taken it as a compliment

Which of you tards created this persona?

Even his Awesomeness Surf Mat wouldn’t be able to keep up with you, so perhaps we should all give up now.

If fastboy really had speed & skillz he wouldn’t have to open gates. He’d bunnyhop them…

🙂

(Is there a smiley for feeding the troll?)

indeedy, 😆 @ convert

Is your name Branch ?

Mark Datz returns from his English classes?