Go on then, I'm game. I can't quite match Njee but, whadaboot best spec FOR the money?
Large (nuclear pesto) Ibis Mojo,
Cane Creek 110 headset,
Fox Talas 150mm QR15,
Chris king MANGO (yeah!) hubs on ZTR Olympic Rims,
XTR Chainset, Mechs, Shifters, Cassette,
Hope Ceramic BB,
SRAM PC991 Hollowpin chain
Avid Ultimate Brakes with Goodridge hoses and Green Hope Pro floating rotors,
Bontrager XXX carbon stem and bars,
Easton EC90 carbon seatpost,
SLR XC Saddle,
£1700ish

Independent Fabrication Steel Deluxe,
CK headset,
DT XRC100 forks,
Mavic Crossmax SLR wheelset,
XTR Chainset, Mechs, Shifters, Chain and Cassette
Archos Ceramic BB,
Hope Mono Mini brake with Carbon Levers and Hope Pro Rotors,
Bontrager XXX Carbon Stem,
Easton EC90SL OS bars,
Thomson Masterpiece Seatpost,
Charge Spoon Saddle,
£1400

Salsa Mamsita 29er
CK headset,
DT XRC100 29er forks,
CK hubs on Stans Arch,
XTR Chainset, Mechs, Shifters, Cassette,
Hope Ceramic BB,
SRAM PC991 Hollowpin Chain,
Bontrager XXX carbon Bars and Stem,
Thomson Masterpice Seatpost,
Selle Italia Genuine Gel saddle.
£1315 + bars stem and seatpost which I already had.

In terms of value for money I gotta get something? No?