There are some great user names out there - Mastilies Fannilon is my personal favourite.
But what does your user name mean or how the heck did you come up with it? Some are pretty obvious, like TJ and Ton, but 'This is not a spoon'? It's bordering on Lewis Carol levels of sanity.
So come one, tell all. Mine's really simple. My best mate always called me Gee (way before the Atherton's were around!) as my initials are GT and I was born in 1972, hence GeeTee1972.