Sure Jesus would be around, he's everywhere right? What would he do.. wellllll..... methinkie he'd be doin' this..
He'd be somewhere on his 29erSS hammering the hills as we speak, with his long flowing (greying) hair and beard being buffeted by the wind, his robes covered in mud flapping in the breeze, wearing a cheesy smile, a splattered fly neatly squished on his forehead, whilst wearing a pair of "World Champ Replica" Oakley Jawbones and a pair of worn out SPUDs.He'd be sporting a pair of lycra bibs under his robes mind to avoid chafe, though last time I saw him he wasn't wearing baggies over the top..
Does this make him a "Stylee Icon" I wonder, or some fashionista Faux "Phah"
Jesus rides 29erSS's.
All Hail Purity.