... for running amok in the office on a Tuesday afternoon? If you were going to go completely postal and start slaughtering colleagues and smashing up fax machines in a glorious last stand of pointless blood-spattered violence ending eventually with police snipers on live television.
I'm thinking something like this:
but of course am attracted to a retro number, like this maybe:
But part of me suffers nagging doubts that real amok-running needs an edged weapon:
What would you choose?
For the avoidance of any doubt, I have none of these options available, so will probably get on with my work, or perhaps just have a cup of tea... 
