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1. molgrips - Member

   Is it all quails eggs and truffles, d'you think? Or, given that she's an old dear, it could be roast and veg maybe.. I dunno if you could eat fancy food all the time but she's probably eaten it her entire life.. hmm.. I wonder if she's ever had a pie from Greggs?

   Posted 7 months ago #
2. scaredypants - Member

   greggs do swan pie ?

   Posted 7 months ago #
3. druidh - Member

   I think she's on the weDiet

   Posted 7 months ago #
4. don simon - Member

   Prunes and lots of them.

   Posted 7 months ago #
5. CaptainFlashheart - Member

   My grandmother dined with her just the other day. I'll see if I can find out for you.

   Posted 7 months ago #
6. MussEd - Member

   Spam. It's hammier than ham you know....

   Posted 7 months ago #
7. schrickvr6 - Member

   Lizard people eat swan pie?

   Posted 7 months ago #
8. emma82 - Member

   I spoke to her and Philip after the had lunch once, he said they had posh scrambled egg on toast

   Posted 7 months ago #
9. LeeW - Member

   Years ago when I saw an article in a paper which outlined what she had for breakfast. Cornflakes, Weetabix and Cocopops all served on a table in her bedroom in tupperware.

   Then it was swan baps for lunch.

   Posted 7 months ago #
10. Harry_the_Spider - Member

    Sugar Puffs.
    Tizer.

    Posted 7 months ago #
11. midlifecrashes - Member

    When I went to one of her garden parties she was noshing on sarnies and cake like the rest of us. Very nice sarnies and cake too, and a very decent brew.

    Posted 7 months ago #
12. deadlydarcy - Member

    Greek sausage.

    Kofta?

    Posted 7 months ago #
13. marvincooper - Member

    Cats

    Posted 7 months ago #
14. Cougar - Member

    I think she's on the weDiet

    Tremendous. Or oneDiet.

    Posted 7 months ago #
15. GlitterGary - Member

    I don't know what she eats, but she wipes her arse with swan necks.

    Posted 7 months ago #
16. schnullelieber - Member

    I think she's on the weDiet

    Chapeau!

    Posted 7 months ago #
17. samuri - Member

    Don't you just need to look for the royal seal on any food produce to know she eats it. They're not allowed to put the royal seak on a tin of beans unless the queen has spent the evening quaffing an entire palette of the stuff first.

    Posted 7 months ago #
18. molgrips - Member

    Heinz ketchup then eh?

    Actually.. I wonder if she buys the Duchy Originals range? You'd think she'd get a discount.

    I wonder who does the shopping? Oh Jeeves? Could you pop out to the Spar and get one a Dairy Milk please?

    Posted 7 months ago #

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