Sad I know but the only way I could afford my Cotic Soul build was due to the death of my Aunt, she left me some money so my bike is known to me as aunty Mary.
That's all right, I think. I did a road ride with a chap recently who rides Colnagos. He has contacts at the factory so, instead of the usual "Ernesto Colnago" siganture on the top tube, he has his mother's name: Dorothy Louise. She's also deceased and, he said, he did it because she would have been amused to know he was a cyclist.
Mine are altogether more prosaic:
Winter road bike: "No.1 bike"
Summer road bike: "good bike" or "race bike"
Cotic Soul: "Cotic" or "mountain bike" or "black bike"
Kona lavadome: "Kona" or "singlespeed" or "purple bike"
Track bike: "track bike"
Road fixed: "fixed bike"