I’m in the market for a new car – budget 150k min but ideally want to spend closer to 750k. Has to be brand new, no second hand tat that someone else has sat in thank you. Got be be faster than the other blokes in a straight line race from the lights. I had a Veyron but found the seats a bit uncomfy so I don’t want another. I’ve never liked 911’s and M3’s ’cause they’re too cheap and very common.

A few more extras than the other bloke please that are personal to me…..
1) Car must be a babe magnet, I want to get my wallet well rinsed by the ladies.
2) I personally have quite a small cock so something that makes my cock look bigger would be great.
3) Although personally my driving abilities are quite average, I’d like a car that makes me think I am Sebastian Vettel with a hard on.

I guess you’re bored at work? (like me hence I bothered to read most of your post…)

..I must be really bored…

Lambo LM002. Niche factor. Sounds great. Big enough for bikes.

And you’re still guaranteed to look like a total tool driving it as clearly it being Italian, taking it anywhere rough will kill it and you so you’ll only drive it in London

You’re smurf mat and I claim my £5 (or £5m seems more appropriate in this case)

Have a word with the eternal **** this is Stephen Ireland … he knows how to spunk a few quid on **** motors.

I’m in the market for a new car – budget 150k min but ideally want to spend closer to 750k. Has to be brand new, no second hand tat that someone else has sat in thank you. Got be be faster than the other blokes in a straight line race from the lights. I had a Veyron but found the seats a bit uncomfy so I don’t want another. I’ve never liked 911’s and M3’s ’cause they’re too cheap and very common.

A few more extras than the other bloke please that are personal to me…..
1) Car must be a babe magnet, I want to get my wallet well rinsed by the ladies.
2) I personally have quite a small cock so something that makes my cock look bigger would be great.
3) Although personally my driving abilities are quite average, I’d like a car that makes me think I am Sebastian Vettel with a hard on.

FIFY

Birdman ( a rapper apparently) is having trouble paying for his latest toy that does seem to fit your requirements though is a bit pricy at $8M

based on a maybach made by Fulda for tyre testing….

More here

Audi surely does something for a Surrey Hills rider? 😆

😆

Your best bet is to buy something in Singapore where due to taxes all cars are treble the price in the UK, you know Golf GTI costs Porsche GT3 money etc. Still they love their Lambos there, yours for £500k and you get to drive round a small island going from traffic jam to traffic jam.

Mmmm, another person reappears after a couple of months absence. I wonder….

Audi surely does something for a Surrey Hills rider?

Well there is always the common old Q7 V12 tdi, although thankfully Bentley will soon have a off roader 😀

– the guy I’m cycling with tonight really does have 3 porsches, including a new 911 GT3 RS (looks embarassed now! 😳 )- welcome to Surrey!

This should go everywhere your bike does

hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bowler

& an Atom V8

I’ve got a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe with an LED headlight upgrade fitted.

Yours for a mere £500,000.

Give me a few weeks and it’s going to get interior lighting too.

I can guarantee it is a babe magnet although perhaps not the kind of babes you are looking for. Although she does have a habit of putting things in the washing machine, so I guess she’d probably rinse your wallet for you if you asked nicely.

What about this

Dont know where the old lady is going to sit though.

Zonda only real choice IMHO