No its not the ring’. Its close but boy its irritating. Tried Petroleum rub and its not working.

*gets mind bleach out*

Try a petrol rub.

Tried Petroleum rub and its not working.

You’re clearly not getting the right coverage. Have you tried asking your riding buddies for a reacharound?

It’s like a child. Desperate for attention.

sudocrem?

Lubricant ?

Petroleum rub?

If the nozzle was a bit loose in the hole then you might actually need diesel rub instead.

Although if you’re contaminated with petrol then you’ll have to pay a man to come and pump it out.

arse lard

If he can’t treat you with respect then maybe you should think about getting a man who can?

Inter-cheek arse lard.

Used it a few times when I know I’ll be on my feet all day in hot weather, just in case. Worth it.

Prevention is better than cure:
Fit a mudguard.

Prevenotection is better than cure:
Fit a mudguard.

WOW I remember that Viz advert form the original would have been 87 ish as I was at college

Gawd bless the internet/Binners

Eeee we need another Viz top tips thread soon 😀

Eeee we need another Viz top tips thread soon

I prefer Roger’s Profanisaurus myself. A recent entry had me in fits and is somewhat relevant to the ‘lucky chap’ thread.

‘Like an old watchstrap’

I’ll leave you to google it, as i’m sure posting the definition would get me banned.

All depends if it has become infected with a fungal or bacterial visitor.

If not – Metanium is an excellent barrier cream
If fungal something like Fucadin or Canesten
If bacterial a cream with tea tree oil can work wonders

J

you’ve got a kid, surely you’ve got some sudocrem or metanium or even some cortisone cream… which you’re not supposed to use down there but what’s the worst that can happen?

disclaimer: I am not authorised to provide legal advice

I was always recommended methylated spirits for blisters and such like when I used to do walking.

Try some of that and report back.

Bit of honey and some natural yoghurt. Mix together and apply liberally with a spatula. It’s what the Romans used to do. That or sacrifice some Christians get a mudguard.

Metanium is an excellent barrier cream

On the kids, we found Metanium was too strong for regular use. Works a treat at healing nasty sores, but as soon as they were healed, use Bepanthon or Sudocrem as a barrier.

Benpanthen for the win, if it’s just plain old sore

metanium should be the cyclist’s choice given that it contains titanium.

given that it contains titanium

ideal for cracks then.

igmc.

Only one way to be sure

Mods…Lock the thread now please 🙂

Poor Hora. 🙁

Experienced this a few years ago, tried various creams and eventually had no choice but go to GP for prescription.

Took around 6 months to clear, I kid you not, so the moral of the story is ALWAYS wear waterproof shorts in inclement weather.

Ha a proper Hora thread.

Sudocream FTW.. 😯

disclaimer: I am not authorised to provide legal advice

Is it as good as your medical advice?

I can’t tell you as it would be a breach of the data protection act.

+1 for mudguard

Alternatively, if you just can’t get properly dry down there maybe some hair removal cream would do the trick. 🙂

I hear ‘veet for men’ is just the jobby, according to the reviews

Sudocrem.

Literally ‘packed’ in pre-ride. Then applied in subsequent days if necessary.

This works well on mini-JEngledow’s wet arse friction rash:

Cheft arse/jock itch

Daktacort HC is what you need!

Hoffman’s Pork Drippin

tabasco sauce works a treat….

Cinammon girl in candid post shocka 😮

surgical spirit followed by baby talc. Old Indian trick 😉

It will sting like hell on earth, but once it stops [15 seconds] you’ll thank me

Loath though I am to contribute to another of Hora’s (look I’ve been riding & in bad weather) slightly creepy threads!

ninfan – Member

Cheft arse/jock itch

Daktacort HC is what you need!
Or if you can still get it Mycil athletes foot powder works wonders and is slightly less aggressive/whiffy than Daktacort