What's your favorite?
You know, the kind found in those catalogues that get pushed through your door, containing microfibre slipper trays etc.
WTF?
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Useless tat
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^ for chronic rheumatism where you cant grip very well, you can hang the bottle off your hand through the handle.
Try again
somethings, on the other hand, just leap out at you:
http://www.coopersofstortford.co.uk/coopers-of-stortford-meerkat-plant-pot-prodst08032i/
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**** orf...I've got one of those in my back garden. It's the talk of every barbecue!
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Why would I care if there's a couple of germs on my soap pump? If I'm touching it, it probably means I'm just about to wash my hands anyway!?!?!
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Rheumatics I know crook the neck in the V between index and thumb, and lift the arse of the bottle up with fingers.
That soap dispenser really boils my piss too. Nowt wrong with a bar of soap. Everything has germs on, deal with it, they won't kill you. Just something else made of plastic that needs batteries or main power for no reason.
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The chopsticks or the stupid thing on his face?
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is that to stop nits getting in your noodles?
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his face?
Her shirley
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I'm sure as kids me and my brothers used to have one of those pink things (except ours was beige) to keep soap out of our eyes while we had our hair washed. Didn't realise it was mutli purpose otherwise might have kept it!
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It's to stop her scratching behind her ears with chopsticks? Surely?
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Nowt wrong with a bar of soap
As a single man living alone, this strikes me as correct. In general however, a bar of soap seems to have a pube embedded in it. This (apparently) ain't cool.
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Stop her nibbling her stitches out I think.
PP: awesome!
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Rheumatics I know crook the neck in the V between index and thumb, and lift the arse of the bottle up with fingers.
but now they'll be able to pour with one hand while texting with the other....... oh hang on.Posted 1 year ago # -
. In general however, a bar of soap seems to have a pube embedded in it.
True, this I had not considered. It is however, a very clean pube.
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Soap on a very tiny rope
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KINGTUT - Member
Here.
Admit it Tunstall, your house is full of these labour saving devices isn't it?
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Bike "engines".
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Cool, a dot matrix toaster. I'd have one of these:
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This thread has got me in tears. Thanks chaps!
Especially The chopsticks or the stupid thing on his face? !
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Off the back of this thread, I have just patented a useful bit of tat that keeps soap pube-free. I'm going to be rich I tell ya!
Keep an eye out for it in a high-quality catalogue soon
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Dot Matrix toaster has been superceeded now by one that connects to the internet and toasts the weather forecast* onto your breakfast slice.
*Not the full weather forecast, just a sun, cloud or rainfall. A full weather forecast would be silly**
**This was originally designed to get the weather forecast from Ceefax but that would mean the toaster would need a TV licence to operate so the inventor had to wait for the internet to take off
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Coming back to the noodles scenario:
Who could think the simple act of eating noodles could be beset with common irritating niggles?
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I really want someone to make a toy collector. It would sit around/under the seat of my daughter's high chair to collect the toys as she drops them off the edge. They will somehow be elevated to tray level so that as one hits the collector, the next is dropped out onto the tray of the highchair. Simple and would allow me to finish a meal without being interrupted or having to inhale my food instead
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What?
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Awesome!
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He's pretty good at noodles to eat them with only 1 chop stick
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Please more noodle stuff, it's a minefield for the consumer, what to buy first??
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Every windows box should be supplied with one:
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More noodles? never forget your chopsticks again:
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TimP - if she drops them, they can stay on the floor. Teach her to hold onto them.
Then again, why is she playing with toys at the table?
Some gratuitous annoying interfering parenting tips for you there
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Electric noodle fork?
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