A friend once bought his now wife a SatNav and a Ladyshave for Christmas (seriously - no punchline).
Nice one - you can't read a map and you have hairy legs.
She ran out of the room crying.
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Unreasonable Wife RANt
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Once got gf(former) a toaster for Christmas. Did not go down well of course.
In my defence was on crutches could not drive and the only place she would take me to get her present was Tesco. I thought it was a point well made. It was a stylish toaster and you could set your level of burnt.Posted 2 years ago # -
you got your former girlfriend a toaster because she was rubbish at oral sex?
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you got your former girlfriend a toaster because she was rubbish at oral sex?
PMSL!
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"an electric carving knife"
- legend! Bonus points as it sounds like she's still your wife.
Yes, but he didn't mention whether he was still anatomically complete!Posted 2 years ago # -
2nd home? storming out of the house now makes sense
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Correct answer after all
Hey, I know the parties concerned. What can I say other than I imagine that's not how life is in the WCA household....
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A friend once bought his now wife a SatNav and a Ladyshave for Christmas (seriously - no punchline).
I've obviously got problems stored up for me in the future, as I'm struggling to see what's wrong with either of those suggestions. Seriously, what exactly is wrong with buying somebody a satnav as a present?Posted 2 years ago # -
I didnt do what my (pregnant) girlfriend told me to do so she lost her rag.
I did get a Lance Armstrong comeback book out of the deal though as her sister found out what happened and sent me one in the post to cheer me up!
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its Emo Phillips not Steven Wright!
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I remember Emo Philips - he was funny as! How old are you dude?
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I bought my ex wife a top-of-the-range rotary washing line for a first anniversary present...
Unreasonable behaviour my arse!
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