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Trooping the Colour...

  • 104 posts & 28 voices | Started 11 months ago by Elfinsafety | Latest reply from Elfinsafety

Tags:

  • Boringernie
  • Elfin losing his powers?
  • Fred 'ates everyting
  • Fred dribbling on again
  • Fred pwn3d again
  • Gawd bless yer Ma'am
  • He had powers?
  • moreboringfred
  • trollin' for boys
  • Woppit pwns Elfin!!
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  1. Northwind - Member

    FoxyChick - Member

    chewkw...what the bloody hell are you posting about?

    It's futile to ask, even he doesn't know. Still at least he's not Woppit, he knows exactly what he's saying and still does it, chewkw's only like this because he got a railway spike through his brain *

    (* or somesuch)

    Posted 11 months ago #
  2. anokdale - Member

    Fred you must be unhappy with All the uk has to offer, maybe you would prefer to reside in syria or libya for example they would give you something to moan about and you would achieve the attention you crave.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  3. chewkw - Member

    FoxyChick - Member

    "Nothing "unsightly" of but able bodied is better at stepping on those maggots."

    chewkw...what the bloody hell are you posting about?
    If you can't express yourself in a way that others can understand then you have no place here.

    D'oh! Should sound like this instead " ... able-bodied is better at stepping on those maggots enemies and all those that opposed to be stepped on". My apology to all those injured heroes who have been / were wounded/killed by the maggots.

    brakes - Member

    didn't know that China had militarised cabin girls

    Yes, nice looking "cabin" girls ... good. Maggots to be stepped on by "cabin" girls. Maggots better lick those boots clean and say thank you.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  4. trailmonkey - Member

    chewkw...what the bloody hell are you posting about?
    If you can't express yourself in a way that others can understand then you have no place here.

    i personally enjoyed chewy's post more than any others on here.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  5. Elfinsafety - Member

    Chewkw's posts make more sense than any others on here...

    Posted 11 months ago #
  6. FoxyChick - Member

    chewkw...now I understand.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  7. chewkw - Member

    FoxyChick - Member

    chewkw...now I understand.



    Insect maggots
    = Good, respect, love them as they clean up the world. OOhhh ... look at them wiggling around in their thousands ... ooohhh ...

    Maggots the human form = to be stepped on, nuked, as fertiliser, spare parts, waste of space ... they are infestation and parasitic. Step on them.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  8. john_drummer - Member

    Well they have to do something to make London worth visiting.

    it takes a bit more than a bit of flag waving to get me to visit the place

    Posted 11 months ago #
  9. CharlieMungus - Member

    Elfin, today you jumped the shark, you let Woppit out manoeurve you and everyone saw it.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  10. Elfinsafety - Member

    Yeah, but you are a bit spoiled, living in That Bratfud, JD!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  11. john_drummer - Member

    I know fabulous countryside within riding distance of the city centre.

    And if we need to do any shopping, there's always that Leeds

    Posted 11 months ago #
  12. LsD - Member

    Bring forth Madame La Guillotine....

    No Pliers, no Golf Clubs, so definitely no **** guillotines.....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  13. Elfinsafety - Member

    Elfin, today you jumped the shark, you let Woppit out manoeurve you and everyone saw it.

    Erm, Woppit had to resort to insulting me. I'm not really sure how that constitutes being 'out manoeuvred'.

    S'ok though; Woppit's showed his true bigoted narrow-minded prejudiced self. Can't say I'm surprised really, considering his cowardice.

    Useful to know you share a similar mentality.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  14. Elfinsafety - Member

    there's always that Leeds

    Sorry, but Leeds isn't significant enough to qualify for 'That' status I'm afraid.

    Is possible I maybe come Bradford this summer.....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  15. john_drummer - Member

    Sorry, but Leeds isn't significant enough to qualify for 'That' status I'm afraid

    it is from where I'm standing don't you know your James Herriott?

    hey, it has shops. and arcades. and no holes in the ground

    Posted 11 months ago #
  16. CharlieMungus - Member

    Useful to know you share a similar mentality.

    That's your assumption. It doesn't matter to me. He out manoeuvred you before you started insulting him. Just how did he insult you?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  17. Elfinsafety - Member

    Other than to try to get a rise out of me, what's your point in posting on here?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  18. trailmonkey - Member

    here we go

    Posted 11 months ago #
  19. Elfinsafety - Member

    Sorry JD, but Leeds has some way to go before it qualifies for a 'That' prefix. There are only a select elite group of places in the UK which do qualify, and Leeds ain't one of 'em.

    James Herriot had his arm up a cah's bum half the time. So not an authority on things cultural like my good self...

    It's ok Trailmonkey; I'm sure JD will come round to my way of thinking eventually!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  20. CharlieMungus - Member

    Other than to try to get a rise out of me, what's your point in posting on here?

    Not trying to get a rise out of you, Woppit already did that.My point is to increase your self-awareness and to mark the end of the Elfin who was. You'll notice I haven't been involved in your increasingly feeble exchanges recently. But in this one you crossed a line which i think will be hard for you to recover from. I thought I'd point it out. Have made those points explicit, I'll just wait till you answer my question.

    Cheers

    Posted 11 months ago #
  21. Junkyard - Member

    nothing to say but happy to help it along to wundred

    Posted 11 months ago #
  22. john_drummer - Member

    sorry but if you've read your 'erriott, compared to the rest of God's county, Leeds very much did qualify for "that" status

    ok it's not London (thankfully, the traffic in & out of Elodis is bad enough) but it's very much the "peasant in the big shitty" round here

    I was born in Leeds, brought up in Leeds & Wakefield, only moving to Bratfud to do my degree. almost 30 years ago & I'm still here. I can ride from my doorstep right onto t'moors, look across t'valley to Ilkley Moor (with or without a hat) and ride the Leeds & Liverpool into Leeds in less than an hour. But from the canal I'm still only half an hour's ride at most in any direction from proper countryside.
    London? you can keep it

    Posted 11 months ago #
  23. deadlydarcy - Member

    Jeez, I was 'oping to contribute some shite about troopin de kulur...it appears the thread hasdrifted somewhat. Everything ok?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  24. Elfinsafety - Member

    My point is to increase your self-awareness

    Oh you are so kind, thank you. How selfless of you to help me increase my self-awareness. What a bloody good chap you truly are.

    Now do me a favour and be quiet please because you've obviously got nowt constructive to say, instead just want to engage in conflict. I'm not going to continue this with you so you'll have to obtain gratification elsewhere. Run along now there's a good boy.

    JD; Bratfud is vastly superior to Leeds. A rough diamond in comparison to Leeds' Cubic Zirconia....

    Posted 11 months ago #
  25. Elfinsafety - Member

    DD; feel free to contribute. Be nice to have something intelligent on here for a change...

    I've eaten too many sesame prawn toasts.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  26. john_drummer - Member

    rough diamond? nugget of coal more like

    still, 'tis home and has been for 29 years so it must be doing something right

    Posted 11 months ago #
  27. Elfinsafety - Member

    Beautiful.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  28. CaptainFlashheart - Member

    And here we can see why some many people look at large parts of this forum and say "meh". Then they leave.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  29. brakes - Member

    you've obviously got nowt constructive to say, instead just want to engage in conflict

    Posted 11 months ago #
  30. Elfinsafety - Member

    That's a bit insulting, Flashy.

    Bradford's a lovely place.

    Woohoo! Wunundred!

    Thanks to all those who have made this possible.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  31. john_drummer - Member

    and indeed:

    trig point on Baildon Moor about half a mile as the crow flies, and 500ft as he climbs, from my house. Bratfud is in the background somewhere. Actually I tell a lie; I was looking more towards Keighley as I took this photo


    Lindley Wood reservoir, Otley. Ok, technically it's in Leeds but it's still in riding distance of Bratfud


    as above

    Posted 11 months ago #
  32. aracer - Member

    Beautiful.

    It's got nothing on this lot


    Posted 11 months ago #
  33. john_drummer - Member

    can't argue with that

    Posted 11 months ago #
  34. Elfinsafety - Member

    (Sobs at the sheer beauty of it all)

    Posted 11 months ago #

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