Today I rode an Apollo folding bicycle around the Fira de Roma exhibition halls and I am still alive! 40ft Artics and fork lifts flying around and a fly by string steering system and no body armour or helmet.
What did you manage to overcome against all the odds today?
I completely missed any World Cup football action. I'd say that was against the odds 
I cycled from Southport to Liverpool, and arrived home with both wheels.
Today I....
...swallowed chewing gum...
...made funny faces as the wind changed...
...ate all the apple seeds...
...played with matches...
...and, consumed alcohol.
and Im still standing sitting down quietly.
After mucho pacing the kitchen went for a road ride EVEN THOUGH IT WAS RAINING!
Drunk on the sprit of rainy wreck-less-ness I also turned right instead of left at a junction on a whim that took me along a road I'd never been down before, WITHOUT A MAP!
All without body armour or SOS points.
Today I crashed about 10 times on one ( very large) jump, and survived...
Stoner I'd be impressed but you haven't run with scissors.
Today I.....
- cylced to Stamford & back
- clean the other half's bike
- did the first service of the lower's of my Fox forks (nervously)
.....and survived.
...cycled from Swindon to Lymington and survived!
None of these other things sound particularly dangerous... Wusses
Braved the skatepark on my bmx for the first time in years. Managed to not fall off despite how unstable I feel on it. I'm still shit at it though.
went to see my very old nana and survived...wayhey she didnt bite my head off... 
took part in a game of human jenga.. and survived! It it questionable whether the row below came out unscathed though 
Went and had a meal with my evil sisters in laws, and lived.
spent most of the day at a 'family farm' and survived.
came back from a weekend camping in Cornwall with extended family including two babies under 9 months.. picked up two kittens on the way home..
very tired now..
goodnight
Went shopping with my wife.
Drunk mate's Carlsberg.
Bought a cinema ticket.
Heck, I even spoken to the moron who happens to be my brother 
Allowed a ginger child into my home.
Yunki-----no one can beat that!!
Ate a sandwich containing both sausage and bacon!
Rode a Maxxis Crossmark 2.1 over soaking wet, rocky limestone trails and survived.
After reading the reviews (which I did after buying the tyre, doh), I expected it to burst into flames and throw me from the bike in an uncontrollable highside at the first sign of moisture.
It was surprisingly good.
Had all my back up wedding photo gear stolen out the back of my car. Thought I might die of rage (especially after speaking to the insurance company) but am still breathing. Deeply.
I managed a high pollen count without any tabs and didn't drown or rub my eyes away..
Got a very wet handkerTshirt and am a little puffy though.
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