...Cockbadgers who just knocked me off my bike after a double shift at work, You are badgers of cock. Anybody got a spare bel air saddle, some new odi lock ons and a set of easton mid rise bars? Alternatively, the heads of the chavvy scumbags, preferably still wearing their baseball caps, on a pole, would be much appreciated. 
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Posted 11 months ago #
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I feel your pain.
Actually I've no idea what you're on about - I'm only guessing!
We need more info / pics!
Posted 11 months ago # -
Why did they knock you off your bike - accident or on purpose ?
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I strongly suspect, due to the hoots of laughter, accompanied by the universal sign that infers frenzied masturbation, that it was on purpose. They didnt actually hit me, just drove to within what felt like inches from my back wheel and hilariously sounded the horn. I panicked, braked and went straight over the bars. Oh how I laughed.
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That's not nice.
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Are you ok though otherwise, Brother Barnsley?
Horrible scrotey bastards.
Console yourself with the fact that you don't feel so inadequate and impotent that you need to go around bullying others to feel better about yourself though. Feel not anger, but pity for them.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Knacked me knees and one elbow, fooked trousers and jacket. Possibly enough for a sicky tomorrow, we shall see...
Posted 11 months ago # -
Hope you have reported it to plod.
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