I just steamed the wrinkles out of a shirt in a hotel room by hanging it in the shower cubicle and putting the shower on at its highest temperature for a few minutes. Worked a treat.

And so the cyle is complete, I put some wrinkles into a shirt last night by going out and getting steaming and then sleeping in it

weird, ‘cos if i spend a while in the shower I come out all wrinkly – some sort of creasmosis ?

who’s Lana ?

You shagged a man called Alan? Was it my dad? That’s not right…

anal?

why would you think anal wouldn’t work, pook ?

your face ?

I didn’t think sharpening some blunt scissors by cutting baking foil with them would work, yet it did.

Steam in removing creases shocker.

Someone should somehow incorporate this new discovery into some kind of clothes flattening device. Would make millions.

Viagra.

Natural yoghurt with cumin, paprika and lime juice. yum!

tires made entirely of nails ?

mcmoonter’s tree removal

Cynic-al’s carbon repairs……. Hang on…….! 😕

Cane Creek Thudbuster.

Marmite and peanut butter (has to be crunchy) on toast.

my bike repairs

my home-made headset press, although that is open to debate

Sicky excuses, now on my 6th Grandparent.

Me