…Rule 1 – dont forget that you're towing a caravan. Especially when you have just undertaken someone, then decide to change lane and pull into a car sized gap.

An "oops" moment?

More a WTF you doing you **** moment. Thankfully my jedi skills saw it coming.

Hammer it on dual carriageways but drive ridiculously slow when they end,

Rule 2 – Buy the biggest caravan and tow it with the smallest car possible

Rule 3 – Margaret Beckket likes caravans. Any other rules are null and void.

Rule 1 – Never own or use a caravan

get an old Mondeo then drag your sh1tty c@ravan all round this beautiful country. real s-l-o-w

b@stard$

Don't come knockin' when the van's rockin'

(unless the top half of the door's open – in which case… the more, the merrier)

And somewhere on another forum there's a few middle aged men banging on about cyclists jumping red lights and slowing traffic by not riding in a 2" gap on the kerb

Big caravan. Check.
Old Mondeo. Check.
Drag shitty caravan round the country real slow. Check. 🙂
Couldn't give a ****. Check.

I was thinking of the other half's old man – scary that there may be more than Mr Bean mk2 / 3 / 4 :O)

Go to Mountain Mayhem and other races and sit in the warm and dry having fun eating proper food, drinking cold beer, having your own hot shower and sleeping soundly in a real bed – check.

(The above isn't me btw but it's the reason I want a caravan 🙂 )

the Inbetweeners , caravan club , very funny, same van as me , and discovery , cept mines red.

rule 1 – set it on fire.

relax, you're no longer a caravan owner.

bonus- even has cyclists in it
small car big caravan

Big Caravan – Check
Volvo XC70 – Check
60mph on motorways – check
Having to overtake much slower drivers on motorways – check
Getting Cut up by complete dickheads who decide to overtake you without judging it, only to find you are also being held up by a tosspot with bikes on a bike rack – check (last Sunday)

Cost of 2 weeks abroad with family – £2.5k
Cost of my 5 weeks holiday in the caravan this year covering absolutely everything – £2k

I have to admit though, If I am on a country lane holding up traffic and I am not being held up then I will try to pull over.

I'm compiling a list of names.. 🙂

I'm compiling a list of names..

What for, to improve your handwriting? 😆

Rule 4 – make sure the caravan is white so when parked in a beautiful spot it can be seen for miles 👿

Build memories for you, your family and kids that you will still be talking about when kids are ~30 – Check !

Another caravan video with bikes

rule 1 – set it on fire.

relax, you're no longer a caravan owner.

I bet you all think Jeremy Clarkson should be PM as well. 🙄

Caravan? – Yup.

Mongdeo Estate? Yup.

Slow? Er, nope. Steady 60mph (ish) in 6th……..a wee bit more to overtake lorries and **** 1.0 Micras on the Motorway. Can happily keep apace with other road users on ordinary roads.

Occasionaly take demonic glee in driving @40mph on 50/60mph roads? Only when being pressed by twunts in Teutonic Tanks. 😉