...Rule 1 - dont forget that you're towing a caravan. Especially when you have just undertaken someone, then decide to change lane and pull into a car sized gap.
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The rules of Caravanning...
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An "oops" moment?
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More a WTF you doing you **** moment. Thankfully my jedi skills saw it coming.
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Hammer it on dual carriageways but drive ridiculously slow when they end,
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Rule 2 - Buy the biggest caravan and tow it with the smallest car possible
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Rule 3 - Margaret Beckket likes caravans. Any other rules are null and void.
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Rule 1 - Never own or use a caravan
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get an old Mondeo then drag your sh1tty c@ravan all round this beautiful country. real s-l-o-w
b@stard$
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Don't come knockin' when the van's rockin'
(unless the top half of the door's open - in which case... the more, the merrier)
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And somewhere on another forum there's a few middle aged men banging on about cyclists jumping red lights and slowing traffic by not riding in a 2" gap on the kerb
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Big caravan. Check.
Old Mondeo. Check.
Drag shitty caravan round the country real slow. Check.
Couldn't give a ****. Check.Posted 2 years ago # -
I was thinking of the other half's old man - scary that there may be more than Mr Bean mk2 / 3 / 4 :O)
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Go to Mountain Mayhem and other races and sit in the warm and dry having fun eating proper food, drinking cold beer, having your own hot shower and sleeping soundly in a real bed - check.
(The above isn't me btw but it's the reason I want a caravan
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the Inbetweeners , caravan club , very funny, same van as me , and discovery , cept mines red.
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rule 1 - set it on fire.
relax, you're no longer a caravan owner.
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bonus- even has cyclists in it
small car big caravanPosted 2 years ago # -
Big Caravan - Check
Volvo XC70 - Check
60mph on motorways - check
Having to overtake much slower drivers on motorways - check
Getting Cut up by complete dickheads who decide to overtake you without judging it, only to find you are also being held up by a tosspot with bikes on a bike rack - check (last Sunday)Cost of 2 weeks abroad with family - £2.5k
Cost of my 5 weeks holiday in the caravan this year covering absolutely everything - £2kI have to admit though, If I am on a country lane holding up traffic and I am not being held up then I will try to pull over.
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I'm compiling a list of names..
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I'm compiling a list of names..
What for, to improve your handwriting?
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Rule 4 - make sure the caravan is white so when parked in a beautiful spot it can be seen for miles
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Build memories for you, your family and kids that you will still be talking about when kids are ~30 - Check !
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Another caravan video with bikes
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rule 1 - set it on fire.
relax, you're no longer a caravan owner.
I bet you all think Jeremy Clarkson should be PM as well.
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Caravan? - Yup.
Mongdeo Estate? Yup.
Slow? Er, nope. Steady 60mph (ish) in 6th........a wee bit more to overtake lorries and **** 1.0 Micras on the Motorway. Can happily keep apace with other road users on ordinary roads.
Occasionaly take demonic glee in driving @40mph on 50/60mph roads? Only when being pressed by twunts in Teutonic Tanks.
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