EDIT – Just made a cuppa calmed down and realised I probably shouldnt put this up 😐 I do like my job

3/10

5/10

Only 3? I think this one is great. Not too sure of the exact scoring method, but it’s a high one, surely?

+1 for a good 6/10

I’m giving it an 8, for the use of “like Ive personally rocked up and shat on their xmas presents”

I’m giving that 7.5/10

3/10

Nice use of text speak and swear filter avoidance though 😉

Needs more swearing, and it’s a bit too close to being intelligible. Good use of mispunctuation though. Try to mash the keyboard a bit more next time maybe too. Perhaps wear garden gloves.

5/10

good rant – 7/10

would have been higher but it all made sense

6.5

fudge packing sign

9/10 cus i love the phrase fudge packer 😐

Surely he deserves some credit for using “your” instead of “you’re”..? And phrases like “fudge packing sign” cheered me up.

Loses some marks for actually sounding like a genuine / reasonable thing to moan about though!

5/10- good use of language, but a bit contrived and lacking in passion, sincerity and spittle on the monitor screen.

No, that’s the wrong way round sofatester. Lack of a coherent argument scores high points.

8/10. Poor puntuation, CAPS LOCK ON, poor spelling but actually a resonable point looses the marks. Good effort.

(Quick edit there by sofatester makes my point redundant, score still stands)

*fly-tips in your thread*

Yup definitely a 8. Came straight from the heart.

8.5 – 9 for me. Good Effort! I think it has potential to degenerate further. Maybe, just maybe……

Sorry shouldnt have ranted glad I provided some amusement but some people are just idiots

Gonna call it at 9.9/10 and i fully understand where your coming from some small minded idiots out there that want it there way.

On another note im glad people like you do that job as just outside of Lowestoft in Suffolk where i live the bridal ways and trails do often come under attack from tyres and fridges being dumped and if it wasn’t for good people like you it would be a nightmare trying to ride so im gonna go and say it THANK YOU FOR SORTING THE MESS OUT that dirty bar stewards dump group hug time.

Difficult one for me, this:

I’m tempted to score low, because the OP’s on a justifiable rant. So that would be 3.5 or maybe a 4.

Then, there’s the Tuesday factor. Everyone’s angry on Tuesdays, aren’t they? So the score goes down to a 3.

On the other hand, this:

I mean seriously for chuff sake think about it.

Possibly the best concluding line in a rant EVER.

Seriously redeeming, IMO.

Therefore, 9.8/10

* Applauds *

😀

It’s a solid 7.5/10, with a bonus 0.5 for having made up the word d***jock.

8/10

Extra points could have been had for a) a hastily scrawled MS paint diagram of the signs proximity to d***jock’s property, and b) crazed “punch typing” a la ldfopaxc
-ef nkqb #tbe9-uj53tg]-u9gf3rnjk’vgl’v/

Sorry shouldnt have ranted glad I provided some amusement but some people are just idiots

-9/10 for apologising ❗

I feel like I missed out on something really special 🙁

Anyone got it in their cache?

thisisnotaspoon you really did was the best rant iv’e ever seen on here was EPIC but had a valid point was the coming together of everything in a tasty stew of rant

0/10 for not having the balls to stick with it.

0/10 for not having the balls to stick with it.

I came here to late and I am now left wondering what your rant was about?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlmdQ55zqf4[/video]

Aw come on.. someone give a summary please?

A member of the public who is a complete muppet decided to wind me up by complaining about nothing any sane ordinary person would complain about resulting in a “bit of a rant”

I usually try to avoid ranting on public forums but I let the **** get the better of me. Unfortunately the way my jobs going you may see more ranting in the near future!

To those that got to witness the spectacle I’m glad I provided some amusement this morning, notes have been taken and I’ll endeavour to come across more incoherent with less structure.