Do they have a security camera covering the outside of the front door to their office, if not then superglue the lock so the feckers cant get in to the office when they turn up for work in the morning 
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The company on my street, bastids!!!
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Little blocks of wood about 50mmx20mm, 12mm thick with a lathe nail sticking through placed under their tyres, so when they drive off, they stick, the tyre will not deflate until they pull them out, which they will have to as the bump as the wheels rotate will make it too uncomfortable to drive. In this weather it will not be until they go onto clear roads so they will not know where it came from. I worked on a job in London in the early nineties where the site agent used to get this several times a month.
Don't to it to more than one unless you can handle the suspicion & accusations.Posted 2 years ago # -
Get some stickers made up (about 12" square is nice), politely reminding them "This is a permit holders only parking area, please do not park here again with out a valid permit" carefully attach these to the offending vehicles windows.
Ok this sounds a little tame but here's the kicker, you have em made with extra sticky glue and out of the thinnest tissue paper you can get. Sit back and watch em spend the next hour peeling off 5mm long shreds of paper which then stick to them!
Its a nightmare trust me! i used to go to a company that does exactly this and got done a few times.*
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Love this thread, loads of nice inventive retaliatory measures. The sticker on the windscreen is a beaut, and water on the locks would be good; fill an empty washing-up bottle with water and leave it outside for a bit to cool down nicely, then you can squirt it right inside the locks and all round the handles and inside the door closures. Should cause a little distraction...
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Damage etc is all a bit mmmmm childish sticky signs on windscreens works ok but might bounce back on you blocking the entrance will get their backs up for sure but are all to much like hard work
They are a marketing/advertising company you say , any idea who they do work for? do you or the people you know use thier products or services? if so contact the MDs and everybody else you can find by email or even post if your feeling flush and let them know your not happy possibly hint that you might ramp up your campaign to include the local press websites etc
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Go round and remove all the wiper blades from each of said cars,place in large bin liner,mix in a few dog turds and hot water give a good shake,then leave by their office door.
Its not theft or damage.....probablyPosted 2 years ago # -
we used to push cars around on iced roads, get about 4 or 5 people and it's fairly easy...just push them into the middle of the road, even better if you can push 3 or 4 cars together so they are blocking each other in...obviously leaving your exit clear!
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Lots of contact e-mails on their website (if it is the guilty party), it would be a shame if they started getting loads of spam. Don't get mad, get even.............
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Grow up. The poor sods need to work.
They turn up for workk, car park closed...WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO DO?At least they turned up for work in this weather, cut em some slack you miserable gits.
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WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO?....They could clear the frickin car park CHB! It wouldnt take them long between them.
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Buy some clamps and clamp the feckers, cause them some inconvience!
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Take one plant spray filled with water and squirt into keyholes and on door seals. They wil freeze solid in no time, also put kitchen salt around their tyres it will melt a little then re-freeze like glass.
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If you keep working hard, you could afford to move to a nice place where you don't get this sort of problem.
*runs*
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could do somthing along the lines of what this guy did... http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/29/article-0-0249B6C1000005DC-896_468x286.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081591/Plant-hire-boss-crushed-love-rivals-4x4-13-ton-digger-walks-free-court.html&usg=__42ycNPswuj1bULUQgZeKyPo_ej4=&h=286&w=468&sz=48&hl=en&start=12&um=1&tbnid=WciGEZVApz3spM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3D10%2Btonne%2Bdigger%2Bbucket%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1
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TooTall, you mean one with a driveway? It's no good, he'd complain that they overhung his driveway by 3mm.
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I would tell the company this is unacceptable - and I don't mean in a polite British way - I mean a shouting match outside the office in the morning.
Blocking a disabled drivers place is just beyond low - I would be rounding up the neighbours to remove that car if not the rest of them
I would also take pictures of all the cars and tell the council you want a prosecution - your photo plus you as a witness is enough evidence
Don't stand for it - go get 'em
Your disabled neighbour might even be able to prosecute uder protection of vulnerable adults
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WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO?....They could clear the frickin car park CHB! It wouldnt take them long between them.
It would.We're talking marketing types here,they wouldn't know which end of the shovel to use.
Even if they did,first they would have to hold a 'blue sky thinking brainstorming consultation interface' to decide how to 'relocate' said 'ice crystal precipitation'.4 hours later,they would then venture outside to use their 'manually operated excavation implements'.
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Get some chains and padlocks or similar and then chain the back of one to the front of the next and so on.
The ensuing chaos as one idiot tries to move a car and moves the one next to them will last for hours.
Better still, combination locks and then go out for a beer (leaving a camera on).
There's no damage, other than what they cause themselves and the only issue is their time wasted, which is what they were trying to save by not bothering to clear the car park or spread the parking further afield...
Sorted.Posted 2 years ago #
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