From http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/10/bearded_lady/
"A Dubai man whose fiancée kept her charms hidden under a niqab opted for a quick divorce after his first glimpse beneath the veil revealed she was cross-eyed and sported a beard."
Ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahh haha ha hah aha.
And I've just been out on my bike.


