This has to be someone off here, nobody else would go in to that much detail about their garden!
Bike Stolen in York

For those who don’t click links:
Needs a decent D-lock really. Thieves can get through those cable locks in no time these days, pretty much useless. Oh and that wall needs re-pointing and whitewashing and those weeds between the paving slabs need sorting too, 😆

EDIT: Can’t find a proper address to post the image directly on here.

Any photos of the vehicles parked in the street?

Bike also need chained to something more sturdy than a blue watering can!