OK rephrase then for Mr Bethel:
I don't want to be on Facebook, and politely decline all those vague aquaintances who ask to be my "friend", as you have to sign up which I don't want to do, which means I can't look at Facebook pages. If any one of those vague acquaintances accepts my invite for live coffee drinking in real time and space I may change my stance.
(So I am quite right not to believe in it, as I have never seen it, you might all be making it up, better get the tin foil hat on)
I am waiting for somebody to invent Arsebook, the anti-social networking site… sounds more me !