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Street Fighters

  • 244 posts & 72 voices | Started 1 year ago by cynic-al | Latest reply from Pogo

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  • faint whiff of fading testosterone
  • FINISH HIM!
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  1. Pook - Member

    Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Onzadog - Member

    Wharedale, I can't see your link while at work but with a comment like that, I so hope it's a clip of someone doing a "kicky-windmill".

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Wharfedale - Member

    Onzadog its paul kay at his finest!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. barnsleymitch - Member

    yunki - I already stated that I found your lemur fiddling most stimulating, it's the picture that young taylforth posted mainly - I'm scared paw!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. yunki - Member

    I'd love to be wrong.. but surely taylforth is just a figment of some cunning pranksters imagination?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. barnsleymitch - Member

    Like I said before, I really hope it's a wind up, but I've got a sinking feeling that it's not...
    Anyway, does anybody reckon they could pagger him?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Sui - Member

    this is like the Elbry thread from old - and that lad who dressed up in his gimp suit - sorry body armour looking the "part"...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. barnsleymitch - Member

    I think I could do him* blindfold, with the larger of my testicles tied behind my back.
    *Legal disclaimer - I am just taking the piss. I reckon I could manage without the blindfold

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. richmtb - Member

    Sod Ryu. Guile was the man.

    Guile was easier to use, Skillful players always went for Ryu/Ken

    Hadoken!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Pook - Member

    Guile had power in his kicks. He was slower so you needed timing to use him well.

    Sonic BOOM.

    DTF would take him though

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. KungFuPanda - Member

    To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. meehaja - Member

    This is nuts, I'll take you all on. At chess.

    One fight in my adult life, I gobbed off, he hit me, I fell down, My boxing mates leathered him. I felt guilty and bought him a pint.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. ton - Member

    this is one of the funniest post's i have ever read.

    pulp fiction................pure fiction more like..........

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. RealMan - Member

    Wharfedale that was great lol.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. khani - Member

    right im having a beer now and all this talk of fighting is getting my goat, ang on' glug'glug' i mean you fink yur ard! glug,glug' bunchofairysyouare,glugglug'tekyallonyer bastids,glugglug'imeanwotsitallabout,glug'lurrvvveontherocksAINTnosuprisSSSSSAA,glug'luvyooooo!glug's'crapinnit,glugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ohdear'ivcrappedmiselfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOOOHLOOK!coldcurrymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. U31 - Member

    I'm gonna set my dad on you lot, then you'll be sorry.

    No. Really.

    He's been dead since 97 and must be truly bogging by now.
    I just need to get him down from his chair in the attic...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. backhander - Member

    Davidtaylforth - you're an interesting individual and no mistake. Gawd help us.

    Mitch, I think (at last) the penny has dropped for me RE davidtaylforth.
    He's a complete p1ss taker and is so dry that it's just not easy to spot. That post on page 1 was a subtle dig at surf mat I reckon.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. romster - Member

    I'd say the brother in law is arder than most in "real" fighting terms. He's as far away from a street fighter as you'll ever find, nice kid, good head on his shoulders. Been pretty unlucky in his personal life tbh (lost his nan to the big C a few weeks before an important career changing 4th bout, lost his head/tactics for the night, lost the bout on points, subsequently went off the rails slightly, ended up taking advantage while having a break and had key hole surgery on his locking elbows and he's now coming back stronger and more focused than before) which makes him "proppa f*kin ard innit" in my eyes. He's got the right backing, mentality and ability to go all the way to a world title, he just needs a good break from the sh1tty wheel of life out of the ring......

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. Kuco - Member

    This threads one of the funniest things i've read in a long time

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. romster - Member

    I blame roids, and not of the purple cherry variety. . . . .

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. jahwomble - Member

    This thread and many of the deluded fantasists on it are really very funny and a bit crap:) the rest of you are ok though.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Jamie - Member

    I personally think Mr Taylforth deserves a medal for services to comedy.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. jahwomble - Member

    I agree

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. yunki - Member

    KungFuPanda - Member
    To be honest, I could have the lot of you. FACT.

    I think this guy has a legitimate claim to the title... the Wuxi Finger Hold is AWESOME!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. romster - Member

    I did attempt to bring a bit of "reality" back to this thread, however i'm regretting it now and wish I posted something about "my dad's the heavyweight champion of the world lad" (name the film for a point). . to continue the bol&%ks on. . . .

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. MussEd - Member

    Kes

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. romster - Member

    *applauds* @ Muss.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. barnsleymitch - Member

    A quality film from a quality part of the world

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. U31 - Member

    Bolton?

    I dont think so?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. barnsleymitch - Member

    Yes, bolton, that's right...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  31. U31 - Member

    Good God! Who knew?
    First Hetty Wainthrop, now this!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  32. jahwomble - Member

    Ny hamster would have you all anyway.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  33. HeathenWoods - Member

    Mark E Smith, bard of our time. The Fall 'Winter'

    The mad kid walked left-side south-side towards me
    He was about 7
    His mother was a cleaning lady
    She had a large black dog
    And the mad kid said:
    "gimme the lead
    Gimme the lead
    Gimme the lead"
    Id just walked past the alcoholics dry-out house
    The lawn was littered with cans of barbican
    There was a feminists austin maxi parked outside
    With anti-nicotine anti-nuclear stickers on the side
    ...on the inside and they didnt even smoke...

    Anyway two weeks before the mad kid had said to me
    "ill take both of you on,
    Ill take both of you on"
    Then he seemed the young one
    He had a parka on and a black cardboard archbishops hat
    With a green-fuzz skull and crossbones
    Hed just got back from the backward kids party
    Anyway then he seemed the young one
    But now he looked like the victim of a pogrom

    Posted 1 year ago #
  34. Pogo - Member

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn

    Posted 1 year ago #

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