for all those silly fools getting very very drunk and pretending to ride single speeds next weekend, I'm clearing out the tyre mountain, loads of hardly used 29er and 26" rubber. No money to be exchanged purely barter so if you want some round boingy things I'll consider any offer (beer/cake/big snogs etc…)

It's not in the classifieds as I'm not selling anything 😀

just spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me 😉

just spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me

Or Singlespeedstu!

LOL!

Or as we used to say about a mate, he didn't get hit by the ugly stick, he IS the ugly stick.

I'll be the extremely handsome guy with a load of tyres then 😉

clubber if you want owt let me know what you're after, 29er maxxis ignitors pair have been snaffled for a couple bottles of nice beer,

the following will be available for beer etc..
2.25 ardents 29" pair
1.9 bonty team xr1 29er
bonty acx 2.25 29"
2.25 schwalbe racing ralph 26"
2.25 maxxis advantage 60a pair
2.1 maxxis ignitor UST 26"
2.1 conti speeking suersonic 26"
also have kendas, panaracers etc..

ust spot the bloke who looks like he's fallen out of the ugly tree and bounced off every branch on the way down and it'll probably be me

you and about 300 other ugly blokes.

what about wearing a pink carnation so we can spot you amongst all the other ugly nichemongers

I'll have a fookin great big anodised blue hope blanking bolt in one ear!

ere, i thought i was having some of you tyres ❓

that should do it 😯

ton are you at the SSEC? if so they'll be waitin for you matey. If not I'll save em for ya 😉

Ralphs and Speedkings would be great. Do you only take proper beer or can I swap for surplus larger?

paypal??? and how much??

ton no money, I'm having a cash free anti capitalist moment, cake and beer is good, I'm ooop yorksire/bradford way next wednesday so can exchange for goods then if you want.

andrewh surplus larger works for me, and throw in an energy bar as well and they're yours

tazzy.

I hope you're planning on bribing the organisers so they turn a blind eye to your illegal trye swap. 😉

And as for you wokboy I might not be the worlds best looking bloke but at least i'm not as fat as you. 😛

tazzy, deal mate…………owt you need??

and ring me when you are about…..01132633500

and it was the advantages………… 8)

I was going to bring you lot of dodgy nichemongers a nice present to say well done for actually managing to organise something, which is a **** miracle for the one gear brigade!! 😀

ton- see you wednesday afternoon mate

was going to bring you lot of dodgy nichemongers a nice present

Is it a custom engraved buttplug for wokboy?

If so I hope you got the extra large size.

any cross tyres hiding in there? something 35? I was a semi finalist World Cupper* at our bike shop…

*as in cupping a gentleman 😉

Sadly not at SSEC, but interested in an Ardent or 2 if not already gone.
In Staffs so could meet to trade beer or the like.

Picto- Ardent 29ers are still available, I'll be out on the chase early sunday if you want to meet up somewhere

fontmoss- no cross tyres, they're all happy ones

Thanks Tazzy. I'll be at SSEC, look for the bearded guy with the old black Saracen and the weird grey Hyundai MPV/camper thingy.

singlepeedstu- no butplug

this is threaded and bling do you think it'll do?

Far too small for him.

stu- have you stretched him beyond use?

is he now more voluminous than a monks cowl?

stretched him beyond use?

He was no use to start with. 😉

💡 what about a SSEC2010 Bring & Buy ???

i got some stuff to get rid of to good homes ❓

I have nothing to say that is worth saying, I think.

An SSEC Bring and Buy, **** me there's going to be enough old tat kicking about from the Retrobike lot without it covering tables and the like with an over priced tag on it for Postierich to swap, oh hang on a minute his dropped out again for the 2nd time so won't get in.

Cheese good men, that is what its all about cheese, forget bikes buttplugs and beer!

I've cultivated the worlds biggest growth of forskinzola so cheese won't be an issue 😀

HOW THE **** CAN I FORGET BEER IT's WHAT GIVES ME MY SVELTE SHAPE!!

what about a butt plug swap meet then?

mine stays where it is thank you very much, it's taken years to mould to my shape 😯

you've enough issues next weekend qwerty riding a cx bike in a mtb event 😉

Coughs @ Taz

i've enough issues.

😉

Oh the banter has started a week early! Just hope we can get through the next week dodging the red tape whilst still jumping through all the hoops that keep getting thrown down in front of us. Then I'm going to have a nap for a few days

would you like something for that cough?

Jaegermeister (sp?)is good!

😀

Will be on the Chase too Sunday. What would would you like for them?
Where do you set off from on the Chase?