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  • Squid based pornography
  • ed80
    Free Member

    I noticed on here a while back that one or two people had an unhealthy obsession with octopi. Saw this article and thought of you:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8792000/8792008.stm

    enjoy

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    The squid's sexual agitation caught the researchers by surprise

    Class! 🙂

    BigDummy
    Free Member

    This is excellent. I fear however that when we understand too much about the actual mating habits of deep-sea squid we will realise that they are in no way aroused by using their slimy tentacles to caress the tiny breasts of Japanese teenagers. The effect of this unfortunate revelation will be a major loss to eroticism for no very tangible gain to science.

    I therefore call on these perverts to cease and desist from their squid-autopsies at once before they ruin it for everyone.

    antigee
    Full Member

    Shallow water cephalopods have evolved a special arm to do the job

    an excellent line in an excellent article and a good potential insult

    highclimber
    Free Member

    this has to be the best quote ever…

    they use their huge penis to shoot out packages of sperm

    samuri
    Free Member

    So squid sex involves injecting the female?

    That's like normal sex isn't it?

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Superb, my favourite quote sounds like something from a spam email:

    "Obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution," says Dr Arkhipkin

    Buy v!@gra cheaplee from us.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    So squid sex involves injecting the female?

    That's like normal sex isn't it?

    😕 ……………No

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