Please post below the most simple questions with the most unfathomable answers!
i.e.
Why do people like Jazz?
What do women really want?
Why is mud so great?
Off you go then!

does my bum look big in this..
you fancy her dont you..

Two hundred and forty eight.
An amalgamation of fragments of rock and stones held together in a mortar.
Belgium.

If a tree falls in a wood, and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why do people like Jazz? They don’t really. Come on – Jazz?? Have you **** listened to it? No.
What do women really want? Shoes.
Why is mud so great? It’s moist dust.

How satisfying would it be to punch Jools Holland in the face?

If a man speaks his mind in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, has he still said something wrong?

What tyres for………

Why do people not like Jazz?

Why do people not like Jazz?

Because it sounds like someone kicking a band down a set of stairs?

Elfin, read the question, he’s not wanting answers only more questions.

To JacksonPollock, what’s modern art all about then?

Jackson Polloxed if I know. 😆

Off you go then!

What sort of question’s that?

Dad, where do babies come from.!

I had the 10yr old daughter ask me “Dad, what’s a minge, I’ve just seen a girl wearing a t-shirt saying ‘I like minges'”.

I told her that she didn’t need to know, yet when I told Mrs STR she informed me that said 10yr old knew full well what a minge was and was just trying to embarrass me, having given her the same spiel a few days earlier.

Little bugger.

So Palestine….whats that all about?
Does God exist?….NO the answer is not “yes I’ve met TJ.”

Why do people say they hate jazz when they’ve never even heard Miles Davis Kind Of Blue?

satchmo plays jazz, you can`t not like that 😯

Dad! Can I have……?
Did you hear what I just said?
Are you listening to me or are you watching tv?

If a tree falls in a wood, and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why do people think this is a difficult question?

Have I lost weight?
I haven’t lost any weight, have I?
Will you drive me to IKEA?

why does toast smell so good?

how can anyone like whisky?

Why do people like Jazz; Love Jazz Fusion and Funk Jazz IE Reference to why people like any type of music?

What do Women want ; Pass no bloody idea and I have two in the house. And when your nice they want to know what you done wrong! Bloody irritating.

Why is Mud so great; Dont like it and cant be bothered being covered in it whilst out riding!

Off you go then! OK bye 😉

Do these trousers make my bum look big?

No, that’ll be food that makes your bum look big…..

Why are mountain bikers so interested in angles?
Could they really tell the difference? (honestly)
Should I buy an Urge helmet?

1: Because they are able to do without the mental thumb-sucking need for the hammering of regular time signatures.

2: Chocolate.

3: Because you are a sick person.

Why do people think this is a difficult question?

Why can’t you read the thread title? OP was looking for SIMPLE QUESTIONS. 😉

Why do people think this is a difficult question?

There’s an argument that what we call “sound” is created when pressure waves hit the inner ear; without an ear, sound doesn’t exist, just energy waves that have the potential to become sound.

Does god exist?

TJ will be able to give a definitive answer as he’s read a book about it and therefore knows the answer.

Have you read the book?

Read the book.

😆
Bikey ones.
How much suspension do you need?
Are 29″ wheels better?
What pressure should I run my tyres at?
Trail centre or natural? (thats an eay one actually 😉 )

Jazz. Dunno. dying art form

Women: I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. LOL

Mud? no idea what the attraction is.

Jazz. Dunno. dying art form

haha

Must be this one
“Please post below the most simple questions with the most unfathomable answers!”

Since that most people can’t answer it

daddy or chips